ADRIANA POV!!
I literally hate the Madrigals so much. They actually think they're badass when they're literally not the only magic family around here. Like what about my family? The Madriguys? We have such cooler gifts too.
My gift is to be able to read people's thoughts. That's how I know that Luisa feels so overwhelmed, Camilo has a fat crush on the girl who works at the fruit market with her mother, and half of Julieta's recipes just contain paracetamol.
I walked out of my casita, to hear that stupid bitch Mirabel singing again.
"I never meant this to get autobiographical!! So just to review the family Madrigal!! LEZ GO!"
"It starts with Abuela and then Tia Pepa she handles the weather!"
"BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU GET TO THE POINT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE HAVE ALL DAY MATE" The kids said, in rhythm of the song.
Part of me feels bad that these kids are actually wasting their time, waiting for Mirabel to tell them her "gift". So I decided to help her spit it out.
"My mom Julieta can make you feel better with just one are-" She began again, before I waltzed over and shoved her into the fruit market that was to her left.
"Nobody fucking cares about your family shut the fuck up for once you boasting fuck." I said, scoffing before returning to my house.
Well, that was before the children Mirabel was deafening ran in front of my path.
"Wait! So what was Mirabel's gift?" They said curiously.
"Oh you poor little vulnerable things. You really think Mirabel has a gift? Her only gift is to piss everyone off, sorry to break it to you." I threw them a sarcastic smile before walking off.
I simply attempt to walk alone for 5 minutes, but these fucking Madrigals are everywhere I turn. Suddenly, in front of me stood Isabela, Luisa, and Camilo.
"Seriously what is your problem with us?" Camilo said, a slight frown visible on his face.
"Yeah, we've never done anything to you or your family, and what you did to Mirabel back there was so not cool." Luisa stood with her arms folded.
Isabella just stood there looking at her nails, as if she's the most perfect bitch in the world. Which she kind of is though, she's so incredibly hot but that's a story for another day.
"Look, you bitches need humbling. You can't just go around acting like you're the saviours of town when you don't even understand how the magic you possess works, or where it even came from in the first place." I scoffed, taking the arepa Camilo was holding and eating it, as I'm famished.
"What the fuck? That was mine you fat bitch?" Camilo said, a heartbroken look plastered on his face.
"Camilo! You can't call people the f word!" Isabela scolded him.
"What fuck? You always let me say fuck? What's different now..?" Camilo replied.
"No the other one, fat!" Isabela rolled her eyes.
"Who the fuck are you calling fat? The only fat thing round here is that ugly fuck you're going to be marrying in a few weeks time, malparido." Camilo said, enraged by the words of his cousin.
"Right well if you excuse me, I have some serious business to attend to." I said, excusing myself from the bunch of lowlifes surrounding me.
