Dare #2

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by Basically-Canadian

by Basically-Canadian

2nd dare by Shgugshxau

"i dare the west to get in a fight"

Warning: Intensive swearing/violence

America: You really want this?

Shgugshxau: Yes.

America: Fine.

California: Nevada, without your casino's you would be nothing.

Nevada: Oh, fuck off.

California: Make me.

California and Nevada start fighting, Nevada takes a swing at California's head, California ducks, and kicks Nevada in the stomach. By this time the rest of the west seems this breaking out and they join in.

Oregon: Get California!

California: Why Me!

Oregon: Because you were the one who started up this mess.

California: Fuck off!

Oregon: In the words of an idiot, make me.

Oregon jumps on top of California, and starts hitting him. California shoves him off of him, and gives both Nevada and Oregon a death stare.

Washington: I'm joining on California's side.

Oregon: Why?!

Washington: Because I hate you.

After a while these are the side to the fight.

California's Side: California, Washington, New Mexico, Idaho, Utah, Colorado

Nevada's Side: Nevada, Oregon, Arizona, Montana, Wyoming, Texas

Things were getting pretty gruesome, theres is a ton of blood on the flood, and everyone looks like a murderer. Thats when America walks in.

U.S: What the fuck is going on here!

California: Uhh

America separates everyone, and then yells at them.

U.S: I go for one fucking hour, and you guys tear yourself apart, I am ashamed of all of you! Everyone go to your rooms, and don't come out until you've think about what you've all done.

U.S: (Mutters) Why did I have to have 50 kids.

Author's Note: While I was writing this, I kinda made it into a mini story XD Anyway thats it, hope you liked it!