Statehumans Ask or Dare

Dare #12

12th dare by Aljaluna11

"I dare the states to prank America >:)"

Florida: Ok Everyone, I'm in charge since Texas and California are grounded, and I have a great idea >:)

Florida: Kansas and Nebraska, you two are going to bring dad over here into the room, saying that California has escaped again.

Kansas/Nebraska: Yes Sir

Florida: Vermont, your on door duty shut the door behind him once he's in the room

Vermont: Gotcha

Florida: Everyone else, don't be seen. I'm going to get good old Chomp!

Kansas: DAD, California ran out of his room!

Nebraska: and we know where he is, follow us!

USA: I swear, the kid is always up to something!!

*USA follows kids to the room*

*room is dark*

Kansas: Well he is hiding in here there you go.

*USA walks in*

*turns on lights*

*Vermont shuts door*

USA: What the..

*turns around*

Chomp the Crocodile: *CHOMP* *CHOMP*

USA: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

USA: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

USA: GET ME OUT GET ME OUT

*States laughing their asses off*

USA: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Vermont opens door to save dad*

USA: TELL ME WHERE FLORIDA IS NOW!! I KNOW THIS WAS HIM!!

Florida: No need dad, I'm right here.

USA: What the FUCK, was that Florida?!?!

Florida: Just a little prank ;)

USA: To your room, NOW!!

Florida: You got to admit it was pretty funny.

USA: NOW!!!!!

Florida: Well thanks for the help Chomp, I've never laughed so loud in my life :)

Chomp: *Chomp* *Chomp*