Oj: YA DA YA DA YA DA! IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE NOT DEAD!
Pepper: PAW! You are DEAD!
Oj: I'm DEAD!
Pepper: Hehehehehehe
Paintbrush: PAM PARAMPAMPAAAAAM
Pepper: ah shucks...
Paintbrush: OH!
Paintbrush: The Oj is DED!
Oj: Yes... I AM DED!
Paintbrush: WHY is the Oj DED?!
Pepper: I dunno!
Oj: I think it was-
Pepper and Paintbrush: Shh! YOU ARE DED!
Oj: Ok! *dies*
Nickel: What's up, you wankers?! Who's up for a ... AH! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL JUST HAPPENED?!
Pepper and Paintbrush: The Oj is dead!
Nickel: The Oj is dead?!
Paintbrush: Correct!
*YEAAAAAA*
Paintbrush: SO! Did you see the murderer?
Pepper and Nickel: No, sorry mate.
Paintbrush: I will find him! I will capture him! And no one will ever die again!
*clappy clappy clap clap*
Nickel: Ah! Well, that's nice.
Pepper: I am so DAMN proud right now
Pickle: ATTEEEEEEEEENTION!
Pickle: The Oj is dead!
Paintbrush: We know!
Pickle: Who killed him?
Paintbrush: We don't know!
Pickle: I will find clues!
*sniffing intensifies*
Pickle: What's that? A WEAPUN?!
Pickle: That THING is why the OJ IS DEAD!
Pepper, Nickel, and Paintbrush: THE OJ IS DEAD?!
Pickle: YES! HE DIED!
All three of them: OMG!
Salt, far away: Incoming!
Pickle: AAAAA- *dies*
*Raus, raus!*
Salt: Move, NOW!
*kiss*
Oj: HOHOHOHO, HEA- *realizes it was Salt and dies again*
Salt: In my medical opinion, that OJ IS DEAD!
Nickel: Salt, what happened?
Salt: My professional opinion? THE OJ WAS KILLED!
Nickel: Oh god...
*panik*
*arguing*
Salt: I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Nickel: Well, now what?
Knife: clipidy clop motherfucker!
Paintbrush: Oh, come on...
Knife: Lookatthis! The freaking Oj is dead! Whaddaya think of that? Ahmm...
Paintbrush: Yes, yes, Knife.
Knife: Yeah?
Paintbrush: GO HOME.
Knife: AH COME ON! pfftt freakingunbelieveablenoseriouslyyouallsuck- AAAA
Paintbrush: Ok... Let's get back to the point.
Oj: I think Oj is dead.
Everyone but OJ: THE OJ IS DEAD?!
Salt: KNIFE! I will heal you! *boom*
Oj: OH, seriously?! *fart sound* WHO KILLED OJ?!
Lightbulb had entered the chat.
Lightbulb: *sips Dr Fizz cutely* IT WAS ME!
All but Lightbulb: LE GASP!
Lightbulb: YES! *gulp* I DID IT LIKE THIS! BOOM! *kills nickle*
*Nickel dies*
Lightbulb: WOOP DEE DOO!
Lightbulb: *burp* That's a joke, lads.
Paintbrush, Pepper, and Oj: HAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lightbulb: *burp* It was... yo- ... *burp again* her!
Paintbrush and Pepper: :O
Pepper: How did you know?
Lightbulb: I didn't!
Lightbulb: That was a joke too! *gulps Dr Fizz cutely*
*critical hit!*
*you killed a lightbulb!*
Pepper: *laughs maniacally*
Pepper: That's right! It was me!
Paintbrush: You MONSTER!
Oj: BUT WHYYYY???
Pepper: Cuz you're FAT, boi!
Pepper: And another thing, you're ugly.
*both argue*
Paintbrush: It's tradition
Oj: PEPPER!
Pepper: AH DAMNIT OJ FUCK OFF!
Pepper: You are dead.
Oj: NO U!
Pepper: AAA-
Oj: PAW HAHA! You are DEAD! Not big surprise.
Paintbrush: Well! That was idiotic! Off to hang myself! WATCH AND LEARN-
Oj: I AM ALIVE! Is nice... Yes... this is stupid.
YOU ARE READING
Inanimate crack
Humoryes crack i am very bored. this will probably be filled with the main 4 bright lights because i love them so much. this has incorrect quotes, headcanons, tier lists and cringe! Slow updates? Because of school
