Fan: Hey man, look at my new dog!
Lightbulb: Aw yeah, that's pretty coo- AWW... there's no dog there...
Fan: OOOOOOOOO
Lightbulb: OOOOOOOOO
Both: OOOOOOOOOOOO
~~~
Tissues: Cheesy, did you eat my sandwich?
Cheesy: I am your sandwich.
*vore*
~~~
Oj, to Paper: Here, hold this. *gives Bomb to Paper*
Paper:
Oj: Thanks!
~~~
Fan: *enjoying salad*
Paintbrush: *punches Fan*
Fan: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! CUT IT OUT MAN! I DON'T WANT THI-
~~~
Marshmallow: Pfft! Screw gravity!
*floats*
Lightbulb: :D
~~~
Blueberry: Goodbye world...
World: Okay, Blueberry, I'll see you around! Where ya goi- AWW OH NO! Aw that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!
~~~
Test tube: *gasp* There's something on your face!
Cabby:
Test tube: *punch* It was PAIN!
~~~
Fan: OH WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? I CAN'T EVEN-
Paintbrush: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!
Fan: NOOOOOOOOOOO-
~~~
Marshmallow: Now Apple, don't touch that cactus!
Apple: *touches it*
Marshmallow: You're dead to me.
~~~
Oj: Salt, why is Paper on fire?!
Salt: BUY US MORE JEWELRY!
~~~
Cheesy:
Trophy:
Cheesy:
Trophy: Don't even think about it.
~~~
Fan: *punching Paintbrush*
Paintbrush: *punching the salad*
Lightbulb: *recording, trying to hold in her laugh*
Test tube: *standing there in confusion*
~~~
Bow: Hey guys! Check out my new camera! *shoots Apple*
Marshmallow: *in shock*
Bow: Oh wait... This isn't a camera...
~~~
Soap: Die germs
Germs: NUUUUUU
Yang: I like trains.
Soap: Oh NO NO NO WAIT-
~~~
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Inanimate crack
Humoryes crack i am very bored. this will probably be filled with the main 4 bright lights because i love them so much. this has incorrect quotes, headcanons, tier lists and cringe! Slow updates? Because of school
