It's a well-documented phenomenon among NaNoWriMo writers: the Two Things At Once Bunny, which provides plot ideas paired with inescapable distractions. Such as reminding you that "salacious" and "capacious" rhyme while you are trying to take a shower. I wrote down several stanzas of this poem after drying off, but its signature hemiola effect didn't show up until I expanded it later.
Careful wipe your
Feet, duck don't
Bump your head,
You're in for a
Treat, follow
Where you're led,
Literary
Sweetbreads,
Stories up a-
Head, in the
Ancient tale,
Those you fear and
Dread, those that
Leave you pale,
Literary
Read-mail,
Will you turn your
Tail, will you
Find your feet,
Will you take the
Trail, will you
Find the beat,
Literary
Grail-feat-
Have you got your head,
Did you wipe your feet,
Ready for the tale?
Tap them to the beat,
What was that you said?
Stroll among the booths
now,
Searching yet for truths,
how
Quick the darting youths
vow-
Nothing selling.
Walk among the stalls
now,
Bound within the walls,
how
Quick the many calls
vow-
No one telling.
Pass among the shops
now,
Mind the starts and stops,
how
Quick the people props
vow-
Nowhere dwelling.
Make yourself at home,
do,
Cease your endless roam,
do,
Act as if in Rome,
do,
No foretellings.
colleges of stature,
letters sketched in hachure,
with their knowledge-catchers,
dull old coughers.
here among the market
covers drenched in scarlet
wearing on the carpet
we have authors.
now in - proofs of sapience-
lemon cherry grape - chance
you to spare us eightpence?-
fill our coffer
here they are- salacious
narratives, capacious
romances, your gracious
hosts will offer
careful watch your head, full
racks of penny dreadfuls
buy 'em 'til you've read whole
shelves, we'll proffer
happens now and then,
someone rocks the boat,
veins flow thick with ink,
what was that you wrote,
will you lift your pen?
YOU ARE READING
Timepieces
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