Expect the unexpected

Chapter 8

JESS' P.O.V

"LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON, GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE AND GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!"

I'm chasing louis around the hotel room like a mad man trying to get my phone back, like seriously there are only a few things that I don't like people touching and one of them is my phone! After having no one in particular *cough* Morgan *cough* Tessa *cough* talking my phone, stealing people's numbers then sending them very embarrassing messages about me I don't trust ANYONE and I mean ANYONE with my phone!

"NEVVEEERRRRR!!!!" Louis shouts back as he runs out of room,

I run around the corner and crash into Liam

"What the flop is going on here!?" He asks me suspiciously

"Well, you know...erm LOUIS IS BEING A BULLY AND STOLE MY PHONE AND WON'T GIVE IT BACK!" I shout at him while pouting like a 4 year old.

"Right..." He starts to walk off but I quickly grab his arm turning him around

"Liam please help me" I pout again and make my bottom lip shiver as I try my hardest to get Liam to help me get my phone back

"Fiiinnnnneeeee. LOUIS TOMLINSON GIVE THE GIRL HER PHONE BACK!"

"No!" He sticks his tongue out while protesting...hehe no jimmy protested.. ;))

"Don't make me come in there! If your not here by the count of 3 I will come in there myself." Liam threatens Lou just as if he were a father of a two year old. No wonder they all call him daddy direction..

"Whatever, I'm not two." Louis shouts at us while dodging the others in the next room

"3"

"2"

"2 and a half"

"Don't make me get to one!"

"Okay okay I'm sorry," Louis comes running back in just as Liam says one.

"Jess here, you can have your phone back, just Liam Please don't hurt me" Louis passes me my phone back and begs Liam just like a little kid would after he has been told off.

"Good!" Liam messes up louis' hair while walking out of the room

I shoot Liam a smile with my appreciation as he leaves.

"Thank you Lou, now what the fuck did you do with it?" Suspicion is clear in my voice and I only receive a cheeky smirk as he leaves the room proud of what he has done...oh dear lord.

I look through my phone hoping to only find a few messages send to some people, which I am right there are some like 'I need you to know, I love you! I always have" and "you smell like my farts" but nothing to bad...okay this is weird, surely he would've done something a lot worse than that. As i get even more suspicious I look through my contacts to see he has changed everyone's names to something weird like "the leader" "voldemort" and "sexy hips" there is even one named "fuck buddy" god dammit!!! How the hell am I meant to know who everyone is.. Grrr I will get my revenge!

"I HATE YOU LOUIS! YOU'RE AN ARSE!" I shout at him as I send messages to everyone saying that a jack ass has changed all my contact names.

After about 3hours I finally know who everyone is, and I changed them all back to normal. But. a few people's names I quite liked so I kept them, such as Niall's name "SEXY POTATOES xxxxxx" and My mums name "wicked witch of the west" that one made me laugh so much!

"Duddddeeeee!!!! your still in your pyjamas? Get dressed bloody hell!!" I turn to see Tess looking at me very unimpressed.

"Calm your farm! I'll go take a shower, will be out soon k?" I don't even bother waiting for a reply and I just walk out to my room.