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Jungwon: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Jay: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.

Jungwon: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Jake: Actually, I did the math. Jay would have $225, not $0.15.

Jay: Fam I'm right here....

Sunoo: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Jungwon: While you're there, could you buy me an apple juice, please?

Sunoo: Sorry, I only have a dollar

Jungwon: :(

Jake: Hey, I just realized Jay would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Sunoo: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice

Jake: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Heeseung: Yeah, and they want soda and apple juice

Jake: Apply juice to what

Ni-ki: Directly to the forehead

Jay: Great chat everyone

Sunghoon: And this is why I have y'all muted

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