Jungwon: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Jay: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
Jungwon: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Jake: Actually, I did the math. Jay would have $225, not $0.15.
Jay: Fam I'm right here....
Sunoo: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Jungwon: While you're there, could you buy me an apple juice, please?
Sunoo: Sorry, I only have a dollar
Jungwon: :(
Jake: Hey, I just realized Jay would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Sunoo: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice
Jake: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Heeseung: Yeah, and they want soda and apple juice
Jake: Apply juice to what
Ni-ki: Directly to the forehead
Jay: Great chat everyone
Sunghoon: And this is why I have y'all muted
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Humorupdated anytime the following quotes were found from the internet. cw: cursing