incorrect enhypen

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Jay: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Jungwon: ...I did. I broke it.

Jay: No. No you didn't. Ni-ki?

Ni-ki: Don't look at me. Look at Sunghoon.

Sunghoon: What?! I didn't break it.

Ni-ki: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Sunghoon: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Ni-ki: Suspicious.

Sunghoon: No, it's not!

Heeseung: If it matters, probably not, but Sunoo was the last one to use it.

Sunoo: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Heeseung: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Sunoo: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Heeseung!

Jake: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Jay.

Jay: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Heeseung: Jay... Ni-ki's been awfully quiet.

Ni-ki: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Jay, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Jay: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Jay:

Jay: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.