A MAROON CARTOON In color BABY HERMAN and ROGER RABBIT in SOMETHIN'S COOKIN'
Baby Herman: "Brrh Brrh brrh brrg-agh." He babbled in his cot crib playarea.
Lady: "Mommy's going to the beauty parlor darling. But I'm leaving you with your favorite friend Roger." She said as a red haired toon Rabbit was laying against a pillow. "He's going to take very very good care of you. Because if he doesn't, he's going back to the science lab!" She shouted out firmly poking his nose.
Roger: "Pl-pl-pllllease! Don't worry. What ever you say! Yes, ma'am. Aye aye, sir. Okey dokey. Why, I'll take care of him like he was my own brother. Or my own sister. Ow! Or my brother's sister. Or my second cousin who was twice removed." He said only to have his nose pinched by the door closing in front of him.
Baby Herman: "Brbrll bobl Cookie!" He babbled on looking at the cookie jar on top of the fridge while Roger droned on about his family.
Roger: "‐‐Or the ninth cousin who is nine times removed from his place off side. Or like a 16th cousin..."
Baby Herman: He escapes from cot and heading towards the kitchen. "Aaaaaaah!"
Roger: "...who was sixteen times removed from my mother's side. Or a 32nd cousin who was 37..." He droned on while Baby Herman lands in front of the fridge and looks up at the fridge where the cookie jar is.
Baby Herman: "Cookie!"
Roger: ...times removed from his father's side who was eleven...Or like my 17th cousin who was 156 times removed, from any side!" He said comically til he sees Baby Herman climbing up some open drawers. "Aaaaaaaaahhh!" He shouted out as Baby Herman is seen crawling across the hob turning on the burners as he goes narrowly avoiding them. "I'll save you, baby!" He shouted out as he ran towards the kitchen.
Baby Herman: Cookie!" He cooed as he knocks a rolling pin onto the floor.
Roger: "Don't burn yourself, baby Herman." He said as he rushes into kitchen and slips on rolling pin. "Wow! Wub wub wub wub wub woooooaaah! Waaaaaahhoooowow! Waaaaaaah!" He shouted out as he rolls past Baby Herman he kicks a Teapot onto Roger's head. "Who turned out the lights? Boy, it's dark in here. Don't they pay the electricity?" He asked while not seeing where he is going he rolls into the oven which Baby Herman turns up to "Volcano Heat" "What happened, I'll find, baby? Where are ya?"
Baby Herman: Crawls across some plates in the sink. "Cookie! Ahhhh! Brblblblbl. Aha!" He said til his face slips under the water but he lifts it up and accidentally turns on the tap and water starts spilling onto the floor. The soap also falls down to the floor. The oven sign turns to "Well Done" and Roger bursts out trailing smoke.
Roger: "Oooh! Ooh! Oh! Ow! Owwwwww! Owwwwwwwwww!" He shouted out then he slips on the soap and shoots into the air and the soap flies across the kitchen and ricochets of the door handle and hits the baby flinging him up to the clock pendulum. Roger falls back and slides across the kitchen and ends up with his fingers in the power supply and is zapped by electricity. In trying to escape he headbutts the wall with the teapot and dislodges a shelf and all the pots and pans fall on his head. As he lies there a bottle of chili sauce falls into the spout of the teapot.
Baby Herman: Now from the clock. "Cookie. Ooh." He cooed as Roger, with his head on fire, shoots across the kitchen and ends up with an ironing board in his mouth which folds up into the wall. Baby Herman swings from the clock to a shelf which falls down and a box on the shelf falls catapulting a box of knives through the air. Baby Herman lands on a plunger and bounces up to the fridge. The plunger flies through the air and lodges itself in a toaster which then falls over. Roger bursts out of the fold up ironing board. "Cookie." He said as he falls off the entire pickle jar and he climbs by the entire sandwich bread.
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