Eddie Valiant looks back smiling and lets himself into the office. He sits down at his desk pouring himself a drink and looking at the newspaper.
Eddie: "It ain't my fault the rabbit got himself in trouble." He said sourly as he drinks the drink he made himself. "All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures..." He grumbled as he takes off his jacket he bends over the pictures of Acme and Jessica he took the night before and notices something in Acmes pocket magnified by the glass he put on top of it. Most of it is blurry, but he can make out one word: "Will." Opening a bag in a rush, he gets out his magnifying glass to get a closer look. In Marvin's pocket an envelope sticks out with the words 'Last Will and Testament' written on it. "The baby was right!" He exclaimed then pauses for contemplation. "The hell with it." He said as he stood up from his desk chair and crosses over the office to some drawers which he pulls to reveal a fold up bed. He gets in and rolls over to come face to face with Roger
Eddie & Roger: "AAAAAAAAGH!!!" Both the man and took rabbit exclaimed out in shock.They both leap out of bed and the bedspread flipped out like a cartoon
Eddie: "How the hell did you get in here?" He questioned Roger
Roger: "Through the mail slot. I thought it would be best if I waited inside, seeing's how I'm wanted for murder." He said fearfully especially for his life.
Eddie: "No kidding! Just talking to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting." He said walking away from Roger before realizing something. "Wait a minute. Anybody know you're here?" He asked of Roger.
Roger: "Nobody. Not a soul. Except, uh…" He said as he trailed off thinking.
Eddie: "WHO?" He questioned Roger as toon began telling him.
Roger: "Well you see…" he said before leaping on to the bed. "I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the greengrocer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know! But the liquor store guy, he knew." He explained while his ears were twisting bout comedy like.
Eddie: "In other words, the whole damn town knows you're here!" He exclaimed as he grabs Roger and tries to throw him out the door. "Come on! Get out of here! Get out! Get out of the door will ya! Get out! Take your hands off the door, will ya?"
Roger: "Hey! Hey, Eddie, take it easy will ya. Please, Eddie, don't throw me out. You're making a big mistake. I didn't kill anybody. I swear. This whole thing's a set up. A scam. A frame job! Ow! Eddie. I could never hurt anybody." As Eddie is stretching Roger out in his attempt to make Roger let go of the door frame. "Ow! My whole purpose in life is to maaake, peeeeopllllle, llllllllllllllaugh!" He exclaimed til his grip on the door frame finally breaks and the two of them fly backwards across the office. Valiant lands in a heap on the floor and Roger lands on the bed.
Meanwhile upstairs in the more large and classy offices: Y/n Valiant was in her warm wooden floored office space. Her office was filled of memorabilia of all success she had as a toon detective, a few signs pictures of her beside the town's she'd saved. Lounging on her long black leather chaise lounger was Jasper sleeping away from this whole stressful situation. While Y/n sat down at her hard oak desk on her lush black leather office chair. Y/n Valiant was looking through the photos of the scene of the crime underneath her own magnifying glass until the sudden screaming from below her feet.
Y/n: "Did that just come from pop's screaming out in his office below?" She thought before shaking her head as if to brush it off before looking at a photo of herself, Jasper, Roger, and Jessica at a first annual double date dinner in their favorite restaurant where Jasper took her on their first date. "Ugh, I must be out of my mind." She said to herself before heading down a floor and unlocking the door of Valiant, Valiant, and Valiant private eye office to step into the room only for her jaw to drop open in shock seeing Roger on her pop's old hideaway bed. "Roger…" She whispered before quickly stepping into the room/office and locked it back up tight.
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🐇Who Framed My Rabbit Daddy🐇: Jasper Rabbit x Y/n Valiant
Fiksi Penggemar((SLOW UPDATES)) Sour puss, no laughs, frownsalot and no toons ever... Just my luck in life I guess being my old man's little gal. Oh, whom am I? You're all wondering, huh? Well......... The name is Valiant, Y/n Valiant. I'm twenty five now and I'm...