🐇Who Framed My Rabbit Daddy🐇: Jasper Rabbit x Y/n Valiant

🐇An Ink & Paint Seduction🐇

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Y/n and Eddie walks down a gloomy alleyway and knocks on a door. A hatch slides open and a bloodshot eye appears in the hole.

Bongo: "Got the password?" He asked before his eyes saw Y/n as his eyes widened. "Ms. Valiant." He said as Y/n smiled.

Y/n: "Hey Bongo, can you let me in with my old man here." She said while leaning towards the door to whisper. "If he gives you any trouble, feel free to toss him out of the club."

Bongo grunts as the hatch slides open and after a moments delay the door slowly creaks open. Behind the door hulks the massive body of a gorilla in a suit.

Eddie: "Nice monkey suit." He joked sadly as Y/n scoffed

Bongo: "Wise ass, your lucky Ms. Valiant vouched for you." He said as both Valiant walks down a short corridor towards a door behind which can be heard the sound of a piano playing. As Y/n opens the door walking in with Eddie behind her as an explosion of sound of piano playing. Y/n and Eddie looked over at the stage opposite Donald and Daffy Duck are playing a dueling pianos. Watching this are numerous people seated round small tables and being served by toon penguins from Mary Poppins. At the bar an octopus is serving several customers at once.

Donald: "Hey, Hey!! Cut it out!"

Daffy: "Does anybody understand what this duck is saying?"

Woman: "Mmm, most amusing."

Man: "A bit more wine?"

Daffy: "I've worked with a lot of wise quackers, but you are despicable!"

Donald: "Doggone, stubborn, little... That did it! Aahh!"

Daffy: "This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment!"

Donald: "Oh yeah?!" He said as he grabs Daffy, throws him into the piano and slams it shut on him, leaving only his beak sticking out.

Y/n: Sits alongside her father at one of the vip tables in front of the stage. "These ducks are still hilarious." She said while laughing softly then notices her father looking at her. "I still work here when business is slow, plus the entertainment isn't that bad either." She said as she thinks of a certain red headed stud.

Daffy: "This means war." He said as Eddie Valiant stands up from the table watching all of this til a bald man squirts ink onto Eddie's shirt with a pen.

Marvin: "Ha, ha, ha!" He laughed while Y/n looked down towards the man with wide eyes.

Eddie: "You think that's funny?" He asked as the man kept laughing.

Marvin: "It's a panic!" He laughed as Y/n looked up seeing Marvin Acme himself pranked her father.

Valiant: "You won't think it's funny when I stick that pen up your nose!" He threatened while grabbing the man and pulled him up and out of his seat as Y/n intervened.

Y/n: "Old man, cool your head. This is Mr. Acme the gag king and he just hit you with one of his gags." She said seriously before looking at her father's shirt seeing the ink stain had vanished. "Disappearing ink, am I right, Mr. Acme?"

Marvin: "You are correct young lady! No hard feelings I hope? And if it's Acme, it's gasser! Put it there pal. " He asked while holding his hand out towards Eddie whom took his hand as both Valiants heard a hard zapping sound. "The hand buzzer! Still our biggest seller! Ha, ha, ha." He said laughing while a amused and totally unamused sits down and a penguin from Mary Poppins comes up to take his order. Eddie slams the menu back on the tray without looking at it while Y/n gently handed the menu back.