Diary's of Isabel Christie Wick

Part 2

Jan 2,

I went back to school today, I promised myself I would stay at home till the third  but..I forgot how bratty my stupid sister can be. Mae is just a spoiled kid with no sense of humor. You can be bratty if your funny. But otherwise you seem just seem like a stuck up idiot. Because of the new year we have new dorms. I have to live with Lorelei Tumberland. Guess what the first thing she said to be when I walked into our ugly dorm. "Hey Isa, If you don't get rid of that nasty dandruff I will personally get you thrown out of school and you will have to go back to your mommy and daddy crying the whole way home. So naturally I told her that she should work on her grammar before she's thrown out of school for not mentally growing since Pre-K.  Dr.  Forlon told me I should be kinder to Lorelei because she was just trying to express her feelings about my dandruff. Sometimes that doctor just doesn't understand. 

I'm being forced into participating in school football. The moment I heard that I ran to the girls bathroom and screamed "Murder me", thank god the bathroom was nearly empty. Honestly I would prefer to take health rather than to play a game designed to quickly kill you. That's saying something. Health is where they give you all the talks your parents would normally give you but since your parents are far far away the school hires a specialist to come in and take over all that stuff. (Puberty, Drugs....) . Jennifer on the other hand is very excited about this new idea of football because she was assigned to be on the same team as Owen Mcfaulty  the man of her dreams. (BLECH) Let me just tell you,Own Mcfaulty breath smells like my grandmother's perfume and a dead whale. Plus, Molly thought she saw him in a tree looking at her through her window, so I steer clear of that creep. I on the other hand have to be on the same team as Mia Jean. The cutest girl in my grade. AHHHH! She's both gorgeous and straight. So that's never going to happen. Ever since I found out she wasn't interested in girls I haven't looked her in the eye or uttered a word to her. (Not that I don't think it's okay that she's straight just... embarrassing for me.) Dr. Forlon told me I should start talking to her again. I told Dr. Forlon that I wouldn't be able to utter a word to her without blushing and that was too embarrassing to manage.