we're not dating

part eighteen - okay then, ocean

"Yes Constance, you do need to take sunscreen and after sun lotion with you." Debbie sighed irritated, bustling around the bedroom with the phone between her shoulder and ear, trying to find her charger. "Well then leave your skateboard at home you won't need it there." She opened the drawer we kept all our cables and phone accessories and threw everything she found on the bed. "What? A shisha? Are you out of your mind? What the fuck do you need that for?" She opened the closet and took five different bikini sets, then put them on the bed as well. "I'm convinced they have shisha bars in Hawaii, don't take unnecessary shit with you." She scoffed and mentioned for me to help her open the suitcase. "Oh my god, okay, take all the skateboards, shisha stuff, and speakers you have, whatever. Just be at the airport on time. Both of you." Deb rolled her eyes and ended the call. "I swear to god if these two do anything stupid and ruin our vacation I'll fucking kill them and throw their bodies in the ocean." She run her hand through her hair and turned to go to the bathroom, but I managed to grab her waistband and pulled her back. "Hey" I put a strand of hair behind her ear. "We are going on an amazing vacation." I wrapped both my arms around her waist. "And we will be spending a whole week in a bomb ass villa, we'll eat breakfast in the pool, spend our days on the beach, get drunk from margaritas and pina coladas, and have a lot of fun." I smirked at the last part. "Stop putting so much pressure on yourself. Let's just enjoy it, okay? You are not responsible for everyone, we are all grown-ups." I run my thumb over her cheek and she let out a small sigh, then nodded. "No, I know. You're right. I just want everything to be perfect and everyone to be happy." She smiled lightly. "It will be perfect, and I promise the world won't end if Constance forgets her sunscreen or if she and Nine smoke a little too much one evening. Let's just try and not bother about little things, hm? How about, the only thing you care about this week will be to not wake up everybody else while you scream my name?" I raised an eyebrow and grinned, making her chuckle. "Don't be so full of yourself Miller, you'll be the one screaming." She hooked her thumb behind my belt. "Oh really? Let me find out about that." I whispered and before she could react, I connected our lips and started walking her towards the bed. "Lou." She gasped between the kisses. "Not now, we have to pack." Her eyes were switching between my eyes and lips and I couldn't resist but give her another peck before pulling away. "You're right. Let's do that."

"Okay, so what's with the chargers? Why are you taking so many? And five bikini sets? Are you planning on selling them?" I asked, grabbing my own suitcase from the shelf. "I just want to have some backup in case we lose a charger or someone forgets theirs." She answered, sitting down on the bed. "You could open your own store and call it 'By the Ocean'" I chuckled, and she parted her lips to say something but I didn't let her. "You know, Debbie OCEAN selling shit BY THE OCEAN, it'd be hilarious" 

I looked over at her and she was grinning slightly. "You're an idiot." She threw a pillow at me. "You would make an amazing seller." I threw my black bikini and a pair of flip-flops in the suitcase. "You know what, as soon as we get there I'm going to sell YOU." She was standing in front of the bed now, looking at all her swimsuits. "I don't think anyone can afford me. I'm priceless, actually." I took my favorite shorts and put them in as well. "I'll pay them to take you." She picked up a red set, the one she looked absolutely breathtaking in, and looked at it. "Hopefully a hot, tanned, beautiful brunette will adopt me." Deb didn't answer so I went further. "And we'll live happily ever in hot Hawaii having hot Hawaiian sex." I looked at her and I could see she clenched her jaw, still not looking at me so I got up and got closer to her, hugging her from behind. 

"You know you're hot" I kissed her neck lightly "and beautiful" another kiss "and a brunette" I switched sides. "And you will be tanned the moment we get there with your 'I change complexions after one hour in the sun' skin" I nibbled softly "and I'll be having hot Hawaiian sex with you" I left one last kiss right behind her ear, then rested my head on her shoulder. "You're a tease and I hate you." I could see a smirk appearing on her face. "Which bikini are you taking with you?" I asked, still holding her close. "I have no idea. I like the purple one but it's a little loose in the waist and I feel like the red one is too aggressive and makes me look like I want everyone's attention on me. I could pick black but it's basic, the yellow one I don't like, and the green makes my boobs look saggy." She leaned against my body and sighed. "Let's see." I put my hands on her hips and gestured for her to sit down on the bed, then crouched in front of her. "Purple and yellow are out. Now black is not basic because you never look basic. Your boobs are perfect and always look perfect which is why we're saving the green one. Red, come on you look like an absolute goddess wearing it and I can barely breathe seeing you in it. The only thing that matters is that you feel comfortable having it on." I looked at her and she was watching me with the most adorable smile. "I'll take all three." She nodded and leaned in for a kiss. "We can go on a little shopping in Hawaii and find you some new ones if you want to." I offered and earned another kiss.