AYO GUESS WHO IS BACK OMG SILLY FACE EMOJI ALSO SOME RANDOM PLACE HOLDER BECAUSE I BASICALLY COMPLETED CHAPTER 1 BUT I WANNA PUBLISH CHAPTER 1 AND 2 AT THE SAME TIME SO HERE, HAVE THE DESCRIPTION FOR NOW TO MAKE YOU CRINGE BAHAHAHAHAHAHA SPIN OFF OF MY LAST BOOK.
Edit: ITS BACK AFTER A YEAR AND A HALFFF I basically quitted this story but I'll publish what I have.
Keep in mind that I wrote this in 9th grade and this was satire. Still is.
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Everyone was at a party, EXCEPT HIYOKO AND TERUTERU OMG ONE OF MY PREVIOUS STORIES MUCH?! When Ibuki decided to shout out, "Let's play Truth or Dare!!" (tf I cringed while typing that sentence) But some people got hesitant. Ibuki had to put out some puppy eyes which made everyone feel bad so then everyone started playing. SOON ENOUGH IT WAS IBUKI'S TURN BECAUSE USUALLY ALL THE DARES ARE KISSING PEOPLE WTF (tbh you should dare someone to opera sing) So then Ibuki said "Kazuichi, truth or dare?" (tf I'm cringing so hard) Kazuichi of course picked the truth because you can L I E about the truth instead of having to lick a toilet seat. WHICH OF COURSE IBUKI SAID AND SHE MADE A TROLL FACE "YEEHEEHEE WHO DO YOU LIKE?" LIKE IBUKI SHUT UP PLEASE. Of course Kazuichi said "Miss Sonia" which made everyone slap their own forehead but then Sonia interrupted and said she doesn't like M E N. Which made Kazuichi sad #brocken. So he just sat down their #brocken for the rest of the time until Ibuki said "I know you like Gundham'' like Ibuki what kind of crack have you been giving so then Kazuichi chased Ibuki around with a back scratcher (please I'm getting flashbacks) but then he got tired so then he just sat down on a couch. He is probably crying like a baby because Sonia rejected him for the 11037th time (good for her) like just move on, if she doesn't like you, she doesn't like you. Stalking her won't make anything better luv. So because Ibuki told Mahiru who Kazuichi liked (tf its supposed to be a secret) so Mahiru showed Kazuichi a picture of Gundham (tf) and that made him feel a lot better, maybe to blackmail him into something he wants.
"Nice picture," Teruteru said while looking up from the couch, seeing the picture Mahiru had taken.
Doing that usual lack of logic in cartoons, Mahiru said "Thanks" and then both Kazuichi and Mahiru looked back, seeing Teruteru there. While they both saw Nagito complaining about the loss of hope in the party. So Teruteru started to climb out, but it was really slow because he had broken his wrist due to climbing and falling off the fence, being an idiot and using his hand to try and land. (tbh who wouldn't)
Kazuichi actually got distracted for like a few minutes until a sound of a child crying, which is Hiyoko, along with Mikan crying with her because Teruteru was cussing Hiyoko out which Tsumiki started crying along with too, with made Kazuichi realized he should have placed an electric fence instead of some dollar tree stuff. So because of that some people started to go back to their cottages.
IDK WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT HERE THE PARTY IS OVER THE END
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Smexy Soudam Story (ft. Cringe and Stereotypes)
FanfictionDescription: Idk this is how I think a Soudam story would go, this is once again, satire. I can't write properly anymore, this is going to make me fail Honors English, but my time is running short so I want to at least have some fun in my life. I me...
