As the fight between Obama and El0n raged on, yet again their door was opened to reveal el0ns mistress himself, sonic.
"MY NFTS SOLD FOR BILLIONS BITCHES" He screamed entering the once happy home of Obama and El0n musk "YOU'RE TOO SLOW OBAMA, EL0N IS MINE"
All the anger in obama suddenly got too much and he punched sonic right on the nose
"You're not that fast I guess sonic" Obama giggled in his cute uwu voice, before he got another punch in he quickly prayed to his god the majestic coin.
Sonic ran away crying like a baby cause he is one, with El0n trailing behind his lover.
Lokbee, LethalLizard, Nansee and Dante all started cheering for big man Obama.
Lokbee ran over to hug Obama, making sure to give him a big ol' sniff.
"We will always be here for you big man" Nanseee says "now lets burn this shit to the grounddddd"
"YEAAAA" Everyone screams
They grab a lighter and some petrol and make sure to grab the cat, Brexit, before running outside and setting the house on fire.
Obama is rich enough he can sacrifice one house its fine.
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Obama x Jeff Bezos
HumorWritten on stream by Nanseee and their Chat on 05/02/2022 Quotes from chat "Lizard, forever with me" - Lokbee "IT WAS MY WORST IDEA" - Aaroniscalledracoon "im scared of drawing obama in case i do something racist" - LethalLizard
