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warnings: sexual jokes, crude humor, crackheaded bs, AFO, some scary imagry, and "smexy" dabi.

16+. (Thank you for all your support!!!<3)

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Shigaraki: who messed with my socks?

Toga: IT WAS DABI

Dabi: IT WAS THE BRAT

UNKNOWN: how dARE YOU

UNKNOWN: Toga is a child dabi smh.

Dabi: she's murdered over a dozen people.

Toga: ^ >:3

UNKNOWN: mhm

UNKNOWN: and you snort hair dye

UNKNOWN: and you dont see *me* judging you.

Dabi: I-??

Shigaraki: I DONT CARETG

Shigaraki: WHO MESSED IWTH M Y GOD DAMN SOCKS

Spinner: It was Dabi.

Dabi: I will never ask for another collab traitor

UNKNOWN: I thought you took your channel down??

Shigaraki: ...

Dabi: .

Spinner: ....

Toga: Can we have pizza for dinner??

Shigaraki: Sure

UNKNOWN: i have so many concerns.

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UNKNOWN: I have a very serious inquiry, Dabi.

Shigaraki: O,O

Dabi: dear god

Dabi: What do you want

UNKNOWN: :3

UNKNOWN: Dabi, i think its very onvious for very obvious reasons you're unable to grow a beard

Dabi: ...

Dabi: nO

UNKNOWN: ...

UNKNOWN: But

Dabi: NO NO NO AND DID I MENTION?

Dabi: N O.

Shigaraki: Nono Unknown, speak your truth

Shigaraki: We honor individualism here ^-^

Spinner: We wear shirts with your face bro

Shigaraki: Shhh

UNKNOWN: I

UNKNOWN: Im sorry you have LOV merch????

Shigaraki: ;)))

UNKNOWN: I

UNKNOWN: ok

UNKNOWN: anyways

Dabi: NO.

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