Short Story Soup

TDFL (Tongue Dominance Fighting League, gxg)

A/N - So everyone has read stories where two characters end up kissing, and their tongues (as though they were sentient beings sent from a distant world) battle for dominance. In fact, I would bet we've all read dozens of those stories. For whatever reason I made a silly comment about butt grabbing while kissing and using it to win just such a battle, and that made me think that it would make for a silly story. So, here is that silly story.

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Hilda stomped in circles around the locker room before her bout, her nerves frayed as she thought about what might happen in the upcoming match while her long brown hair bound in a ponytail streamed out behind her. Three years in a row she had gone up against Lisette Lucroy in the finals of the TDFL, and every single time the Frenchwoman had fouled out and given Hilda the win. It just made no sense!

Lisette was a beast! Make all the French kissing jokes you like, but Lisette had dominated the European division of the Tongue Dominance Fighting League for the last 5 years. Honestly, it wasn't even close! Even the famed Bulgarian Ivelina Manoleva had retired in 2020 rather than face her in a rematch of the 2019 final that Lisette had crushed her in. Ivelina had been humiliated when Lisette had used her own maneuver, the Bulgarian Bite on her, causing her to let out a moan that echoed throughout the arena.

But Hilda Hopkins hadn't cared. She'd watched Lisette win and was inspired to go pro herself. Sure, she'd been doing underground tongue fighting up in her native Toronto for years, making some bucks here and there, but she knew that for real money she had to go pro. It didn't hurt that Lisette was one of the sexiest women on the planet, and that Hilda knew that if she reached the finals their tongues would be grappling to see who would be on top.

But then, in the 2021 finals. Lisette, the 2-time defending champion, had cheated within 30 seconds by grabbing Hilda's ass with both hands and giving it a firm squeeze. She didn't even try to hide it! It was an obvious disqualification, the first in finals history, and Hilda was the new champ. The next year was just as bad. They'd both gone undefeated in their divisions, and then breezed through the tournament, with everyone expecting another showdown.

They were to be disappointed again. This time Lisette had groped her left breast, blatantly rolling her nipple through the fabric of her sports bra and earning another disqualification. Hilda didn't mind, she liked the money from winning, but she felt cheated at not being able to truly test herself against the woman she considered the best in the sport. She also wanted to kiss her more!

Then in 2023, Lisette did it again! Hilda had thought that this had all been some sort of an elaborate set up. That after 2 years, Lisette would have lulled her into a sense of complacency and then gone all out, crushing her with her titanic tongue technique. Hilda shivered in excitement at the thought but couldn't let herself get carried away. Instead, Lisette threw the match again. As soon as it started, Lisette had shifted her thigh into Hilda's center, and pressed into her. Another easy disqualification, though one that had Hilda taking a cold shower afterwards.

But Hilda hadn't wanted any of the matches to stop. If she was being truthful, she wanted Lisette to grab her ass again, to grab her breasts and then press her thigh into her while their tongues tried to dominate one another. It was all she thought about while training. Nike had come out with a new training tongue, but it just wasn't good enough. Hilda wanted Lisette's. She wanted the real thing that she'd only been able to sample briefly on three different occasions, each of which was over much too soon.

Sure, now she was the 3-time defending champion, and the money was rolling in with endorsements. The Nike, Just Lick it campaign was huge. Reshooting the Tootsie Pop commercial was a hoot. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Only one if it's mine! Hilda still laughed about that one. Gum companies had lined up to get her to take their sponsorship money, and so she was set for life if she ever wanted to stop kissing for a living and subjugating other tongues to her will.