this was the first story i have ever written so its UNIMAGINABLY cringe. read at your own risk.
「𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘, 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍.」
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── 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 ──
╰ ✧ in which y/n l/n, h...
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Kakashi: Naruto-
Naruto: *sighs* Sasuke used to call me Naruto...
Kakashi: ...Because it's your fucking name.
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Sasuke: Let's write Naruto a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...
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Y/N, holding in her laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?
Sasuke: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Y/N:
Y/N:Water you doing?
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Sakura: Relationships should be 50/50. Y/N cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Kakashi: We're all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.
Y/N: Sounds fake but ok.
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Sakura,rushing into the room: It's terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Y/N: Sakura, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Kiba, would you get Sakura some water?
Kiba: What is she gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, "Thank God, the water's here!"?
