FNF/Tankmen Oneshots

Drunken Moments -Bill X Ted-

Ted is drunk and Bill is annoyed shit ensues 

Basically some smut with Bill and Ted because I can write whatever I want lol

(and it's because I learned recently that Ted is fucking 47 and I headcannon Bill as 43 sooo)

Warnings/Tags

- Gay 

- Making out

- Like uh really detailed gay smut 

- Alcohol 

- NSFW

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The sounds of drunken banter filled up the crowded bar as one soldier sat alone with a half-empty beer mug as he rested his chin on his hand and let out a sigh. The soldier's helmet was placed to one side as he rested his bandaged face on his hand. He was one of the newer recruits that came into the army a few weeks ago. This soldier's name was Bill. He was the one who was brave enough to stop the two most powerful men in the Tankmen army right in their tracks. But, of course, in his attempt to become a hero for the rebels, he was convinced to join the enemy's side. The only reason why he even joined them was the promise of him obtaining a wife. But this led Bill to come to the realization that there were more dudes in the army than there were women. And that made Bill question himself even more, as he was already confused about his sexuality prior to when he was in the rebellion. Yeah, he met a few cute girls in the army that were contenders to be his soon-to-be wife. But this didn't stop some male soldiers from flirting with him. Even though he made it clear he wasn't into guys, that didn't stop them from trying, though. But, I mean, who wouldn't try to flirt with him? Bill was cute! Who couldn't love his spiky black hair? Not to mention, his endearing demeanor! The guy had it all. Bill picked up the beer mug beside him to take a swig from the big glass. Speaking of men flirting with him, one soldier, a sniper, happened to become infatuated with him, and that bothered Bill since this was someone that he didn't really find fond of. But he was often paired up with the sniper during missions for some reason. As Bill continued to let his thoughts wander, he didn't even notice the sound of the chair next to him being moved as a larger figure sat down next to him in the seat.

A rough slap was brought to his back as he shot up with a yell. What the fuck was that? Bill thought as he roughly turned around to face the culprit that decided to slap him. There sat the sniper that Bill was just thinking about, with a shit-eating grin on his face. The sniper reeked of alcohol as Bill frowned. He didn't have time for this tonight. He hated coming to the bar and was already in a not-so-good mood, but now Ted was here? Bill let out a heavy sigh as Ted laughed, looking down at the shorter man. A hand reached out to ruffle the ex-rebel's hair as Bill frowned. Usually, Ted would tease him like this, but only when he was shit-faced drunk. So he guessed that the sniper had too many bottles of beer.

"What's got you so down, Billy?" The sniper laughed as Bill scowled. He always hated being called that. He looked up at the sniper and frowned. But Ted only smiled and put an arm around him. At the very least, the drunk sniper was respectful of boundaries and wasn't a total creep, as the Captain often described him as. Bill just frowned as he rested against the larger man, as he knew there was no option of escaping the other man's hold, since he was so much stronger than the ex-rebel. But Bill was still annoyed by the situation, nonetheless.

"The guys dragged me out here after training was over, and of course they left me all alone," Bill started, as he looked down at his beer mug to avoid the neon green hues of Ted's.

"And I hate the smell of alcohol and drinking it." Bill said as he pushed away the half-empty beer mug. He did drink from it, but that didn't mean he liked the taste of it. Some random soldier just gave it to him, and he was nice enough to down at least half of it. Ted grabbed the mug as soon as Bill pushed it away and just chugged down the rest. Bill just stared at him. Did Ted even care about what he had just done? Bill blushed slightly as he looked away. They basically just shared an indirect kiss, since Bill had drank the mug first before Ted chugged it. God, this was so gay.. Bill thought as he looked up, hearing Ted speak again.