Wives
Lumine
Lumine: Wow, you just stole my heart
Y/N: You're literally a theif.
Lumine:...
Y/N: You're in my house, you are stealing my artifacts
Amber
Y/N: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Amber: Not by the law!
Jean
Jean: *is stressed*
Y/N: *exists*
Jean: *stresses happily*
Lisa
Lisa: But what if we were more than friends
Y/N: like best friends?
Lisa: no like more, something bigger
Y/N: *blushes* like... Lovers?-
Lisa: we will get there in the end
Y/N: *confused* what do you mean?
Lisa: Like enemies to lovers let me live that YA fantasy book dream, now please hate me until chapter 5 where you realise that you are madly in love with me...
Y/N:
Y/N: please, it's too early in the morning for this
Y/N: the wild scenarios are scheduled after 9 am
Sucrose
Sucrose: I'm not saying poison him, I'm just saying some people don't hold their cyanide in well.
Y/N:... remind me why we're friends again?
Malewives
Aether
Aether: "Okay maybe I'm in slight pain."
Y/N: "MAYBE BECAUSE YOU WERE KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS-"
Kaeya
Kaeya: I love you
Y/N: is that you or the death after noon talking?
Kaeya: that's me talking to the death after noon
Venti
Y/N: Stop talking or they'll never find your body.
Venti: That's the hottest thing I've ever heard I-
Diluc
Diluc: all things considered, my morning was pretty boring
Y/N: you literally killed an Abyss mage like five minutes ago
Razor
Y/N: I wrote you a letter
Razor: Thank you
Y/N:
Razor:
Razor: I can't read
Childe
Childe: hey look, it's Y/N
Childe: hold my mask, I'm gonna go flirt with them
Xiao
Y/N: You look cold, here's my cloak.
Xiao: I didn't ask for your stupid cloak, but thanks anyway. I'll make sure to return it.
*a few months later*
Xiao curled up in the cloak, aggressively inhaling the last of Y/N's scent: I will take this with me to the grave.
Zhongli
Zhongli: I wish to steep myself like a bag of tea leaves
Y/N:...
Zhongli: *Turns taps on in bath*
Y/N: Bro what the fuck
Gorou
Gorou: I finally realized why they have you kiss when you get married.
Y/N: Because kissing is romantic and what people that are in love do?
Gorou: Don't be ridiculous, it's because in order to claim something as yours you gotta lick it.
Albedo
Y/N: *making a sandwich*
Albedo: You're not doing it right.
Y/N: Sorry?
Albedo: Your sandwich, the mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.
Y/N: ...
Albedo: Oh my god. You've never made a proper sandwich.
Scaramouche bonus (i might add, idk)
Scara: Come here often?
Y/N: To your secret evil lair? No actually, this is my first time.
Scara: *shyly* : Do you like it?
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Impact Preferences
RandomA book where Venti will choose you over wine. Maybe.
