Alaska's Truth

chap 1/2

CHAP. 1 THE TRUTH

Hello. My name is Miles Halter, people "know" Alaska died, but in reality....this was her greatest prank of all time. Alaska, in truth, is sitting here, right next to me. You see, she did it because the couldn't bare to break up with

her asshole of a ex-boyfriend Jake, so she did what any logical girl would do. She faked her death. Now of course you're wondering, "the Eagle saw her die, he said her chest was crushed, that cop said she was dead." Alaska had a look-alike twin who was highly suicidal, she begged Alaska to let her do it, and so, Alaska being Alaska, she made the perfect plan. You know how that plan was executed. So you know how that plan was executed, now we continue our our days at Culver Creek. Here goes.

CHAP. 2 ALASKA's RETRUBUTION

"You fucking jerk!" Alaska half screamed half whispered as she attempted to take the Bufriedo back from The Colonel. "You said I could have a bite!" The Colonel yellspered back. "I said Pudge could have a bite you dick face!" she yellspered back.

Just so they would both shut up I got up, bought 2 more Bufriedos and gave one to each of them. "Thank's Pudge" they both said in unison, however they both glared at eachother and then Alaska pouted looking away.

"Hey, have you guys noticed we are missing two people?" I asked refering to Takumi and Lara.  "Must be in their rooms," Alaska said. "What if they hooked up?" I asked only half joking. The Colonel looked at me like I was crazy, Alaska just laughed and said, "I would hope not." 

After lunch we had the day off so the three of us whent to Takumi's dorm to find nobody there. The same result with Lara's dorm too. "They must've driven off campus, wonder if Takumi has any porn"  Alaska said as she lifted the matress. 

She found nothing, to her dissapointment. "I honestally thought he was more of a perv than that," She said with a hint of sadness. Takumi and Tara came back just as we put everything back from Alaska's "hunt" 

"Where the fuck have you two been?" I asked with an emphesis on the word fuck. "Lara and I were just out getting lunch for you idiots." Takumi said as he threw a bag of deep fried goodies on the table. "Oh, in that case thanks" The Colonel said besides the fact he just ate lunch. 

Alaska and I went back to our dorms and put the food in the fridge. Suddenly, I heard a knock on the door.  I opened it to find Alaska...and booze. "Lets get hammered...again, tonight!" She said as she walked in and put everything on the COFFEE TABLE.  The Colonel, Lara and Takumi soon came over as well and started drinking. 

"G-guys It's only 11:30 and I'm druuuuunkkk," Alaska said stumbling over to the COFFEE TABLE to get more Strawberry Hill. She barley got over to the COFFEE TABLE before she passed out. Us four, had gotten each 1 bottle of Strawberry Hill each. Soon enough we each went to the store and got ourselves more booze, using a fake ID of course, and got equally smashed.

I woke up to the quite pleasent sight of a barley dressed Alaska in my bed, and a fully dressed, thank god, Colonel in his bed. "How the hell....Alaska was passed out.." I whispered to myself as I dragged her fully on the bed next to me by her waist.