Dark bois chat

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Antisepticbooper created "Emo boys"
Antisepticbooper added 'Edgelord' to the group chat
Antisepticbooper added 'Soft Boi' to the group chat
Antisepticbooper added 'Emo Nightmare' go the group chat
Antisepticbooper added 'I Don't Need' to the group chat
Antisepticbooper added 'GayTheorist' to the group chat

I Don't Need: What is this?

I Dont Need: Wait why am I known as 'I Don't Need'?!

Antisepticbooper changed their name to 'Anti'
Anti changed 'Edgelord' their name to 'Dark'
Anti changed 'Soft Boi' their name to 'Blank'
Anti changed 'Emo Nightmare' their name to 'Mare'
Anti changed 'I Don't Need' their name to 'Phantom'
Anti changed 'GayTheorist' their name to 'Mad'

Mad: Side note; I'm not gay, nor am I emo

Anti: Well I don't necessarily need Phantom, either. But here we are

Phantom: Hey! I'm loved

Dark: What is the meaning of this?

Anti: aueg you also text formally

Mare: I kinda wanna know what this is, too

Anti: Well, since our creators are putting all of us egos up together, I thought we'd make a group chat

Blank: Then where are the others?

Anti: Eh I only bothered adding ones I find or think are nice

Dark: I don't understand how that includes me.

Anti: You listen to Mother Mother

Dark: I do not

Anti: I clearly heard Oh Ana and Problems blasting from your office three days ago

Dark: It didn't put the volume up that hard

Anti: But I heard it

Phantom: Okay but like can we go back to how Anti named Mad GayTheory

Blank: Why?

Mad: No

Mare: Ooh yes

Anti: Dark, opinions on Hayloft II

Phantom: Mad you're anything but straight. Admit it

Dark: It's rather fine. I remain preferring the original Hayloft, though.

Mad: Am not gay, though

Mare: You deffo are

Anti: I mean fair

Mad: Being anything but straight also means I could be pan or bi

Anti: Most of the time originals are better. I do really like the "boom boom clap"

Phantom: But you prefer men above women or even non-binary people

Mad: How could I possibly be gay when my host is with a woman, and even has a child?

Dark: That part is indeed a good addition.

Anti: Ayo Seán called NTFs nice fucking tits, has a girl and yet me and Marvin are gay as fuck

Mad: But that's you

Dark: You are a homosexual?

Anti: Please, just say GAY

Anti: And of course I am

Blank: Of course?

Mare: Who doesn't want to be with a man?

Anti: Or suck dick

Mad: I don't

Phantom: Hmm sure whatever ya say Mad

Mad: Gotta go. Mat wants me to watch Oliver while he and Stephanie are going out for dinner

Phantom: You can't escape the gay forever

Mare: Can I come over Mad

Anti: I didn't know he had a child

Anti: Is MatPat married?

Phantom: Yea

Anti: Didn't know that either

Mad: It's fine Mare

Mare: Be there in a few min

Phantom: Just like I said.......