THIS CHAPTER INVOLVES HEADCANONS OF MINE SO PLEASE DONT BE TOO CONFUSED WHEN READING THEM (it's about Anti and Jackie, for more heads up)
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Mare: WADDUP BITCHES BROS AND NON BINARY HOES
Skelly: Ow lawd
Skelly: He's watched the anime guys
Phantom: Oh god before you know it he's gonna learn how to skate
Mare: What the fuck are you talking about I was just trying to get everyone's attention. What anime and what with skating?
Phantom: There's this anime of a group of men having a passion for skateboarding of which one is some pedo evil guy who wants to find the "Eve to his Adam" through skateboarding but he's been manipulated into a wrong way of seeing love as a kid so he's like very manipulative and possessive and shit and the person he sees as his "Eve" is a teen and he's an adult and everyone hates him and you just kinda quoted him without knowing but like that anime is full on gay shit because two of the main characters are best friends but perhaps secretly gay at least like 99.9% of the fandom ships them then you also have two older gays who hate each other yet are gay asf in some way and then you have two other main characters who are just watching those four people being gay (two by two cuz like otherwise it'd be illegal cuz the first two gays are teens and the others two are adults)
Skelly:
Skelly: This fucker is the evil guy you quoted.
Anti: Whoa spoiler much I wanted to watch that shit
Phantom: My bad
Anti: I was just kidding but what's the anime called?
Skelly: Sk8 the Infinity
Anti: thank yoouuuuu
Dawktrap: Why did you want to get our attention, Mare?
Mare: Eh just cuz I can. Group chat was getting kinda silent since a few days ago so I wanted to reawaken it from it's death
Mare: ALSO I FINALLY EVOLVED A HAUNTER TO A GENGAR IN POKÉMON GO SO I HAVE THE BEST POKÉMON IN THE ENTIRE GAME NOW
Phantom: Bitch that's Mew
Mare: Bitch I have favourites
Skelly: Bitch
Phantom: Bitch.
Mare: bitch
Skelly: bitch
Phantom: bitch
YOU ARE READING
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RandomI just update this whenever I'm bored :') INCLUDES SHIPPING Another ego thingy cause that's all I write about.