I walk to my fridge to get a quick snack consisting of carrots, styrofoam, ketchup, mustard, milk, water, and mermaid hand sanitizer. Suddenly, I remembered that I ran out of carrots, and would have to thaw the carrots I kept in the freezer. Once I realized that, I opened the freezer to see a frozen Michael Jackson laying in the compartment. "Uhhhh what da MJ doin??" I asked in confusion. I couldn't reach the carrots I wanted with MJ in the way, so I decided that I'd have to remove the frozen MJ from my freezer to get my carrots. Damn Michael Jackson. All of I sudden, I heard a voice. "Hee hee." Oh crap, was that Michael Jackson speaking?! I checked his body again, but saw no differences in his body than from a few seconds ago. "Well, MJ, you're in luck! I've decided that I'm going to burn you like how they burned the funny lasagna that I ordered off of eBay." I said, "I sure do hope that you don't rise up all of a sudden and leap to attack me." I began to lift the comically large block of ice from my freezer, and noticed a pungent smell. I then remarked, "You smell like you farted." All of a sudden, an earthquake shook my house as I heard the word "FAAAARTED!!!" Echo throughout the city. As I looked back to the frozen MJ, I realized one awful thing: He was gone.
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MJ In the Freezer
FanfictionMJ is in the freezer. God save us all. Inspired by A CERTAIN FRIEND. (COMPLETED FIRST PART, CHECK OUT BOOK TWO FOR MORE FUNNIES)
