MJ In the Freezer

MANN

NUCLEAR SIRENS!!! I heard the sirens and rushed to find a place to hide. I ran back to my neighborhood to see if I could ask to hide with others, but was met with a horrific scene; The neighborhood had been completely toilet-papered! I looked around to find signs of life when I narrowly dodged a roll of tp being thrown at me. I looked around to see my attacker, who was an 11-year old girl. She yelled, "I should have never judged you before knowing your story!" And threw another roll. Soon after that, a boy on a skateboard almost crashed into me, and readjusted his skateboard. "Whatever happens in the dark, ALWAYS comes to light!" He shouted, before following up with another dash at me atop his skateboard, which I easily dodged. "Why are you doing this?!" I asked. Before the kids could respond, we all saw a mushroom cloud in the distance. A nuke. I then snatched the kid's skateboard while he was distracted and booked it for the north until I made it to my friend's home. I walked inside to find that he wasn't there. I then went down into his basement to find a man turned around, standing as if he were a statue. "W-who are you?" I asked. "...HEY, DHAR MANN FAM!!!" He yelled as he turned around, "I HOPE YOU LOVED THAT MESSAGE!" "AAAAH!" I shrieked, and ran. "PLEASE REMEMBER, WE'RE NOT JUST TELLING STORIES!" He yelled, carrying a PS5 in its case. He then caught up to me and yelled, "WE'RE CHANGING LIVES!" As he swung the PS5" onto my head. I was knocked down onto the ground and tried to crawl over to the door, but didn't get far until he landed another blow; this time, to my back. "AND WHEN YOU SHARE MY VIDEOS," He shouted, "YOU'RE HELPING TO CHANGE LIVES TOO!" He hit me a third time on the back once again. The amount of pain I was in was unbearable. The man was incredibly strong, but the fact that he was hitting me with a PS5 with all of his might made it worse! He then said, "I APPRECIATE YOU, AND I'LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT VIDEO!" At that instant, I felt like I was about to lose consciousness. He lifted the PS5 far above his head, and was about to bring it down in a violent swing, until suddenly, he shrieked.

"Hee hee."