Slytherin Raised by Wolfstar: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Chapter Thirteen: The Polyjuice Potion

(I don't normally do this but I feel morally obligated. Like in canon this chapter contains the protagonists tricking fellow classmates into eating something that renders them unconscious against their will. I feel really wrong writing this chapter but have left it to keep to my promise of staying as close to canon as possible, however I want it to be clear that this is very wrong and should not be done in real life under any circumstance.)

They stepped off the stone staircase at the top and Professor McGonagall tapped on the door. It opened silently and they entered. Professor McGonagall told Harry to wait, and left him there, alone. The thought of being expelled at any moment was terrifying.

Harry looked around. One thing was certain: of all the teachers' offices Harry had visited so far since starting Hogwarts, Dumbledore's was by far the most interesting. If he hadn't been scared out of his wits that he was about to be thrown out of school, he would have been very pleased to have a chance to look around it.

It was a large and beautiful circular room, full of funny little noises. A number of curious silver instruments stood on spindle-legged tables, whirring and emitting little puffs of smoke. The walls were covered with portraits of old headmasters and headmistresses, all of whom were snoozing gently in their frames.

There was also an enormous, claw-footed desk, and, sitting on a shelf behind it, a shabby, tattered wizard's hat–the Sorting Hat.

Harry hesitated. He cast a wary eye around the sleeping witches and wizards on the walls. Surely it couldn't hurt if he took the Hat down and tried it on again? Just to see...just to make sure it hadn't made a mistake.

He walked quietly around the desk, lifted the Hat from its shelf, and lowered it slowly onto his head. It was much too large and slipped down over his eyes, just as it had done the last time he'd put it on. Harry stared at the black inside of the Hat, waiting. Then a small voice said in his ear, 'Bee in your bonnet, Harry Potter?'

'Er, yes,' Harry muttered. 'Er–sorry to bother you–I wanted to ask–'

'You've been wondering whether I put you in the right house,' said the Hat smartly. 'Yes...you were particularly difficult to place. But I stand by what I said before–' Harry's heart sunk '–you will do well in Slytherin.'

Harry's stomach plummeted. He grabbed the point of the Hat and pulled it off. It hung limply in his hand, grubby and faded. Harry pushed it back onto its shelf, feeling sick.

'You're wrong,' he said aloud to the still and silent Hat. It didn't move. Harry backed away, watching it. Then a strange, gagging noise behind him made him wheel around.

He wasn't alone after all. Standing on a golden perch behind the door was a decrepit-looking bird which resembled a half-plucked turkey. Harry stared at it and the bird looked balefully back, making its gagging noise again. Harry thought it looked very ill. Its eyes were dull and, even as Harry watched, a couple more feathers fell out of its tail.

Harry was just thinking that all he needed was for Dumbledore's pet bird to die while he was alone in the office with it, when the bird burst into flames.

Harry yelled in shock and backed away into the desk. He looked feverishly around in case there was a glass of water somewhere, but couldn't see one. The bird, meanwhile, had become a fireball; it gave one loud shriek and next second there was nothing but a smouldering pile of ash on the floor.

The office door opened. Dumbledore came in, looking very somber.

'Professor,' Harry gasped, 'your bird–I couldn't do anything–he just caught fire–'

To Harry's astonishment, Dumbledore smiled.

'About time, too,' he said. 'He's been looking dreadful for days, I've been telling him to get a move on.'