England's Scones

DEM SCONES >.<

Nom... Nom.....

America took a bite out of his hamburger as he walked through his hallway. He just came back from McDonald's and was going to his office to take care of some work. Who came around the corner was unexpected. England.

America's ocean blue eyes brightened up. In England's arms was a big basket. A green blanket covered the top. America took one more bite out of his burger before calling to England.

"Hey, Britain! What's in the basket?" America pointed to the basket. England was taken by his words. He didn't even get a 'Hi' or a proper 'Hello.'

"Why don't you find out yourself?!" he said, America walking closer.

Once they were in front of each other America looked at the basket.

"So, I can open it?"

England nodded as a response. So, America put his burger down and grabbed the corner of the blanket. He lifted it up to be greeted by something soo horrifying! America quickly put the blanket down. He looked up at England, scared. England began to smile evilly.

America was really scared now. He watched as England put the basket down on a coffee table nearby. He started to get the scones ready. America backed away and looked at the direction he came from and England, wondering if he could make it.

A familiar black haired Japanese boy came from the corner. Japan's eyes met America's. Amercia didn't want Japan to die!! Japan waved and smiled at America. All that he did back was make signals to Japan, trying to make him go back. England took notice and looked towards Japan. He smiled and waved too. America looked at England and knew Japan was doomed.

The Japanese boy tilted his head, wondering what was happening. He soon giggled at America's silliness and made his way over. America and England began to argue- like always.

Japan came to them and gave them a questioning look. England smiled and held up a scone. America stared at England and back to Japan who looked amused. America looked at Japan and shook his head, saying, "Woah!! You have to go, come on!"

Japan raised his eyebrow as America pushed him away.

"But I barely got here,"

England now wanted Japan to taste his uncolorful scone. His emerald eyes went to the scone. Then an a idea popped in the British man's head. He took out his magic wand and tapped the scone. The scone turned into a burger that would make America drool.

"Oi, America!" England called, tapping the worried America's shoulder.

"W-What?!" America whined, looking back to face England. England put the burger up to his face. America's eyes sparkled and his mouth watered. His hands took hold of the burger and took a bite. Japan wasn no longer being pushed.

England smiled as Japan made his way back to the coffee table. They both looked at the basket. England smiled as he let Japan get a full view of the scones.

"What are these?" he asked, scanning the scones' appearance.

"Scones," England replied.

"Huh?"

"Sco-ones," England answered, stretching the word.

"Sco-one...?" Japan copied, earing a nod.

"Ohhhh," Japan's eyes went back to the scones. England smiled and went to grab one for him.

"Here!" England placed the scone in Japan's hand.

America took the 4th bite out of the burger. Boy, was he enjoying it! He gulped and smiled. That smiled soon faded.

Thud...

He looked back, his eyes seeing Japan on his knees. England looked at him with concern. The bitten scone next to Japan's kneeling body. America gripped his hair.

"Crap!!"

Japan kept a hand over his mouth, trying to prevent the vomit. The taste was awful, words couldn't describe!

England smiled and went to grab one for him.

Japan closed his eyes, preparing for the taste once more.

"Here!" England placed the scone in Japan's hand.

He didn't want to disappoint England and hurt his feelings. Japan clenched his fist. He was gonna do it! His eyes darted opened and England went to Japan.

"Japan! Are you ok-" England was cut off by Japan stopping England's arms trying to help.

"I-I'm fine!" Japan said, trying to be strong. A shakey hand with a white glove went back to the scone. It was hesitant at first but soonly or sutely grabbed it. England eyes went wide and worry rushed through his British body. Japan forced a smile as he brought the scone up to his mouth. America shook Japan's shoulders, pleading him not to. England had a worried look on his face.

The scone, now inches away from Japan's mouth. His mind told him not to but his heart didn't want to hurt England's.

Bite!

Not even a second after the scone was bit Japan fell unconscious causing his face to fall onto the coffee table.

"J-Japan!!" Italy cried, trying to wake his Japanese ally up. Japan's mouth and eyebrows would twitch now and then.

"Come on and wake up!!" Germany yelled, behind Italy and a glass of water in his hand. America watched as they kept trying to wake up Japan. He sighed and had a guilt feeling inside. He felt so guilty he couldn't eat his burger without having his eyes flash with sadness. The ocean blue eyes went over to the corner of the room were a certain British man was.

England faceplanted the coffee table, knowing what he had done to his new friend. He was the one who was the most sad. America sighed and walked over to him. He opened the basket and England quickly looked up at him. America looked at the scone before having a little bite. England smiled at what America was trying to do.

"Eww!!" America whined, sticking his tongue out soon after. England did that face he used to do when he was annoyed.

Japan took a sip of the glass of water, feeling relieved. He soon opened his eyes and looked over to his two friend. America and England were fighting- again. Germany started yelling at them to stop and Italy kept talking to Japan on how he was worried.

Japan smiled as America brought the scone to England's mouth. England took a bite and smiled, "It's fine!"

"Wha?! You're crazy!!" America said.

Japan chuckled at all his friends being them.

Lesson: Never eat England's scones, if you survived the first time, don't do it!!