You got to make the cake before you eat it right?

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Before you can eat cake you have to make it. (Assuming you're not lazy and decided to buy one instead.) First, get out a pan of any shape. In a separate bowl, pour a mix of any kind into it and add as muck milk as you think needed. Add two eggs to the mixture and stir it together until smooth. Preheat the oven to 300 degrees (yeah) and wait. Then, bake the the stuff you just made for a half hour. Let it cool on a counter and casually, find some candy while your waiting to snack on. Congratulations! You made a cake.

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