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          They were walking back while y/n was playing with the Jambo plush. Once Schlatt knocked the door opened in an instant. "I'M SO SORRY!" Ted screams while trying to hug Schlatt only to find a kid. "Um, this is Y/N ......" "AWWWWWW!!" Charlie screams running to the door and grabbing Y/N. "Let's talk inside, kay?" Ted asks quietly. Yeah, plus they probably want to play with Charlie." Schlatt says playfully. As soon as Charlie hears that he runs upstairs, most likely to play with stuffies. "So, Y/n is a kid I found." "Can we keep them?" "Woah Ted, I didn't know you had a soft spot for kids?" "Oh, shut it but for real can we keep them?" "I would love to and I'm sure Charlie wants a kid. He's been asking for months. But the catch is we all do the paperwork." "Deal." *GASP* they quickly turn around to see Charlie holding stuffies and the kid. "You hear that Moochie we have a new family member." Charlie says looking at the gunnie pig. (IF YOU GET THAT YOU ARE A GOD)

TIME SKIP

They are all about to get in the car until they notice there's no car seat. "Shit." "How about I sit in the back with Y/n and Ted drives with Schlatt in the passenger seat?" Charlie recommends. "Charlie you're too tired you've been hanging out with them all da-" Just as Schlatt was about to finish his sentence Y/n yawns. "Charlie you can sleep with Y/n in the back." Ted says calmly. They get in their seats and Charlie and Y/n sleep cuddling. (IN A PARENT WAY CREEPS)

TIME SKIP (SORRY)

They make it too the adoption center and get the papers. Schlatt and Ted are signing papers while Charlie and Y/n are cuddling in the back of the car. When they finish it's around dinner time, so they head home eat dinner which Ted made because good cook. But the only reason it's good is because Schlatt goes cooking mama on poor Ted. Schlatt keeps pointing out wrong things, like the oven is too hot or don't stop stirring. When they finish eating, they gather for a family meeting. "Whose Y/n going to sleep with?" Ted asks. "I have an idea wait here." Charlie says as he runs upstairs only to come back down with their merch. "Which sent do you want Y/n?" as he places all of them down in front of Y/n. Y/n lifts their hand and grabs Teds. "Alright let's go." They all go upstairs and to their room. They lay down on the same bed and Teds holds Y/n awkwardly because he doesn't know how to hold kids. He stays like that until he hears small breaths and settles down. Schlatt just watches his lovers and child sleep. "Until you get older and move out, I'll be with you day and night through heaven and hell I'm here and will hurt those who hurt you."