chuckle sandwich adopts reader

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It was the next morning and y/n got up to the smell of bacon. Y/n got up and went downstairs to be met with their fathers faces. "Hey kid." Y/n heard Ted say. "H-hello." "So, we signed you up for school."Schlatt said like it was nothing. "You're starting today at 8 if that's alright?" Charile said. "Um, I don't like school. Bad people." Y/n said. "People aren't going to bully you and if they do talk to us." Charile said. "Hell yeah, I'll beat them up!" Schlatt yelled. "Anyways Y/n wanna wear my milk hoodie for school with some shorts?" Ted asked. "Sure." Ted quickly grabbed his pink milk hoodie. "There you go my little strawberry milk!" Ted said. "AY, LITTLE RAM COME HERE PLEASE." Y/n ran to kitchen. "Yeah dad?" (PA IS TED, DAD IS SCHLATT, AND MA IS CHARLIE!) "I'm made your lunch and we got you a kitsune backpack. Go grab it." Y/n grabbed the backpack and ran back. "Thanks, little ram." Schlatt starts putting the lunch in the bag when Charlie calls. "Yeah Ma?" "I gotta get to my shift at the gang hid-" "HE MEANS GROCERY STORE!" Schlatt yells while speed-walking to the front door. "Here kid. Stay in sight of the security cams at school so if you get in trouble, you'll have proof." "Alright that's enough get in the car." Ted says.

"Have good day!" "You too Ma!" "Bye, kiddo." "Bye Pa!" "Watch for the cams. Adios." "Adios!" You say as you walk in the school. You look around and see Tommy, your childhood best friend. "TOM TOM!" "Y/-!" You quickly hug Tommy, and he hugs back and ruffles your hair. "Tommy who's that?" You look up at the person who talked and see. "TUBBO!" You hug him. "Y/n?" "Hiii!" "Um, Y/n, was it?" You nod in Tubbo's chest. "Ranboo, this is Y/n Tommy and I's child. Well, not legally but Ya." "Oh, ok well we're platonically married does that mean they're my kid to?" Tommy growls. (NOT SHIPPING TOMMY AND TUBBO) "Only if you and Tommy want too, I'm down." "Sure!" "Fine, only because you said so tubbo." "Y/n this is another dad." You look up to see a TALL person with a black and white mask. "H-hi." You whisper. The bell rings and Tommy picks you up looks at your sheet and looks back up. "They got the same classes as us." Tommy starts walking still carrying you. You wake up sitting in Tommys lap (in a parent way dumbass) and see a scared teacher teaching and a lot of AWEEE's. "TomTom why is teacher Jack scared?" "Because I told him I was going to punch him if he tries to wake you up and he tried and I punched him." "What class is next?" "Space, teacher Phil is super nice. Also, my dad." You nod and fall back to sleep only to wake up to a noisy hall. We walk in and I see a lot of stars taped on the tall roof and planets hanging.

TEACHER PHIL

We walk in and I'm amazed. "Tommy why is there a kid in your arms?" I look back to normal height and see a guy with a green and white hat. "Hi Phil, this is my childhood best friend and me Tubbo + Ranboo's not legal child." Sigh. "Hi, I'm Phil your teacher Y/n." He holds out a hand to shake. As I lazily shake his hand, he grips tighter and pulls me out of Tommy's hands. "Phil." I look up to see Ranboo. I start crying seeing I'm not in Tommy's, Ranboo's, or Tubbo's hands. Ranboo, Tommy, and Tuboo visibly tense. Tubbo's keeping my eyes away from Tommy and Ranboo yelling at Phil. I'm still in Phil's arms but not crying when student walk in. Brown hair and a yellow sweater, pink hair lady that smells like cake, and guy with blue beanie run over. "Tommy why are you yelling at Philza?"  Guy with yellow sweater asks. "HE STOLE RANBOO, TUBBO, AND I'S KID!" Tommy screams. "Tommy they're your age." Sweet smelling one says. "Yeah, but we're like parental figures."Tubbo explains. "Phil. leave the child alone." Sweet one says scary. Phil flinches and drops me on accident.  "Y/n!" Ranboo screams catching me. "Come on I'll give cuddles at the table." we get to the table, and I see everyone but Phil come to the table. They give Ranboo the biggest seat because he has me. I get pretty tired but what makes it worse is Ranboo humming Undertale Fallen down slowed. As I fall asleep I hear Phil get quiter to respect me and my sleep.

MR. TECHNO

I wake up again to the same noisy hall. I sigh as I get up and off Ranboo and hold Tubbo's hand. We walk in a class with a sign 'Greek Mythology'. It's a seme dark room with a lantern being the only light source. I smell tea and look around to try and see where it is. I see a tea pot and teacups on the teacher's desk. I also see nametags on desks and see mine on the opposite side of my 'parent's'. I start to shake and Tubbo feels that. "Hey, it's okay Mr. Techno is not mean, and we'll be in the same classroom at least, I nod. My desk is right in front of Mr. Techno's desk. I sit down and start reading the book I've read over 10 time for sure, The Art of War. I keep looking up eyeing the tea. I look up one last time before Mr. Techno says, "If you tea you can ask Ya know." He put down his book and pours a cup a tea. "It's green tea hope you don't mind." "It's my favorite." I say. "You know I just got this class, and I can already tell your my favorite." "Your already my favorite teacher." "Most kids hate me." "Well then I'm diffrent." "We have a lot in common." "I can tell we both like green tea like The Art of War-"  "Do you like Greek mythology?" "I mean yeah, why else would I pick this class?" He laughs. "Whats your name kid?" "y/n." "Well, Y/n I'm Mr. Techno, But call me Techno." "okay." "You can come any time for tea your my only class. ALRIGHT now that everyones here we can start." 

AFTER SCHOOL

I get picked up by Tommy and we head  out the school doors with Ranboo and Tubbo. "Wheres your ride Y/n?" Tubbo asks. "hmmm, there!" I point to a black mini van. We walk over and they put me down. "Hey champ who are these guys?" Ted asks. "Oh, this is Tom Tom, bee, and boo!" "Hi, I know it may sound wierd but heaar me out. We are Y/n's school parent. Basicly we act like a parent to them at school." Tubbo explains. "Me  and tubbo are their childhood best friends." Tommy says. "Oh, cool." "AWWEE let me take a photo you guys are adorbs!" "Ma thats wierd!" "Let Charlie take one photo." Tommy, bee, boo, and I all side hug eachother. *SNAP*. "Alright we gotta go. Send that to us please!" Ranboo says before running off with the other boys. We get home eat pasta and snuggle to sleep.

Phil's house

Phil and Tehno are seen in Phil's study. "I Yelled at Tommy today." Phil says. "Why?" "Because he was holding a kid and calling it Ranboo, Tubbo's, and his." "Phil do you mean Y/n?" "Yeah." "Phil they are parental figures!" "I KNOW-" Before he can finish Techno slams the door. *sigh*

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