Rich Vampire: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.
Ordinary Vampire: Sa aking isang order na dinuguan.
Poor Vampire: Hot water na lang sa akin.
Waiter: Bakit hot water lang po?
Poor Vampire: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Magtsa tsaa na lang ako.
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