Chapter 5: whaaaaaaaat

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U: oh Hylia.... link is going to rick-

L: no I'm too tired

R: and I wonder why 😏... let me put it easy... 👉💍... 😏

L: I would kill you if me had enof strength two stand

U: ...

L: what

U: did you not realise how you spelt enough

Yes I purposely spelt it like that

L: oh...

M: ya why have you been so tired today

L: I barely got any sleep last night

M: why

L: I dont *yawn* know

L: ... and I did not propose

R: 🤦‍♂️ your stupid

L: you're... and I know what you ment.... I just didnt like it

R: ...

L: just like I dont like you

R: hey

L:


R: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ mipha you are dating the person who rick rolls the most in the world

L: NEVER GONNA-

R: JUST SHUT UP

L: >:)

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R: ... MY BRAIN MELTED

L: can't melt what you never had

R: hey

L: >:)

M: ugggggggg

U: you ok

M: no... i... I feel a strange pain... I'm just going to try to go to sleep

Zelda has joined the chat

L: Hylia whyyyyyyyyyYyYyyYyyYy

Z: ... LINK WHERE IN THE NAME OF THE GODDESS ARE YOU... YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ESCORT ME TO THE SPRING OF POWER

L: uhh right... I was at zoras... zoras.... zoras do... domain

Z: ... you've been there for a while... why

L: noneya

Z: ... noneya?

L: ya... noneya business

Z: 🤦‍♀️

L: and I know I was supposed to escort you yesterday... but I will to... today *yawn*

M: ... no link your way to tired to go anywhere... you cant even stand

L: I know... but I dont have a choice... *yawn*

R: ... OH SO YOU CORRECT MY YOUR TO YOU'RE AND NOT HERS

L: you know why

R: ugggg

M: ... zelda link is to tired to even stand... he has to escort you tomorrow

Z: ... I'LL BE IN TROUBLE BY MY FATHER IF I DONT GO TODAY... HE HAS TO COME

M: zelda... just tell your father that link can't and if he asks why just lie and say... that hes not feeling well

U: ... never thought I'll see the day mipha tells someone to lie... or lies herself

Z: uggg he wont believe me... let me talk to link

M: ...

Z: WHAT

M: ... hes asleep

Z: SO WAKE HIM UP I DON'T CARE

M: zelda... hes too tired... I'm not waking him up...

Z: YOU HAVE TOO

U: zelda-

Z: NOOO

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Link has been disconnected

U: ... ?

M: oh it's because he fell asleep and the slate just turned off

U: oh

R: WHATTTTTTTTTTT.... NO NO NOOOOOO 😭😭😭

U: ... rev you ok

R: NO NO NOOOOO I WONT LET IT HAPPEN I WONT

???: I'm sorry... master revali but-

R: NOOOOO

U: ohhh he has his voice control activated

R: NOT OVER MY DEAD BODY.... NEVER...

???: ... well... I'm sorry but

R: JUST GOOOOOOOO *SOBS*

Link has joined the chat

L: *yawns* ... why can I here rivali screaming through my slate

R: *crys* *mutters* no... *sobs* I already lost my father at 5... I dont need my mother gone too... WHYYYYY

U: oh...

Rivali is back on the chat

R: *clears throat* ... sorry about that... uhhh.... I got... uhh... disconnected for a few seconds 😁

U: ... revali...

R: ya 😁

U: ... you had voice control on...

R: oh 😭

M: wh... what happend

R: my mother... she... she got really sick and... she probably only has a few hours left

L: ... well dont spend those hours on the chat you bucket o salt... spend them with her... also... why when mothers day is tomorrow

R: good idea... I'm thinking that too... and... bucket o salt?

L: just go....

Revali has left the chat

U: I feel so bad for him

L: me *yawn* too

M: link just try too sleep

L: ok

Link has left the chat

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Zelda has joined the chat

Z: ... so why has link been at the domain lately

U: ... you will have to get him to tell you

Z: but

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Z: I NEED TO KNOW

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