Hey Asshole!

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Spring weather was approaching and Katsuki couldn't be fucking happier; he absolutely hated winters and falls. Anything affiliated with cold weather was an automatic no for him.

Which is why he decided to go on a walk and clear his head: The kids had finally started going back to school again as he'd been homeschooling them until he thought they were ready to go back, he had no work, and everyone he knew was currently working whatever shitty career they've chosen for themselves. He was completely alone and had no one to bother him and it felt fucking amazing!

He hasn't been alone since he had children; even when he was "alone" it was either Eijirou was there or his kids were there, and even when Eijirou would take the kids out, one of his friends would pop up. Parent life was just a no privacy life, which sometimes got a bit frustrating.

Katsuki loved his children and of course never regretted having them, but sometimes he did miss his life before he had them; when he could go out whenever he wanted without having to worry about who's gonna watch the kids or when he could get fucked without having to worry about locking the door.

Since most of Japan was at work at the moment, the streets were pretty much empty. Only beings walking the roads were retired elders or "sick" kids who decided to skip school and terrorize their parents all day.

See the only thing about not being alone a lot...is that when you're finally alone you have shit clue on what to do. Which brings Katsuki to his dilemma, what the hell was he gonna do all day? He didn't just wanna lay in bed or watch TV, he wanted to do something productive. Something he didn't get to do often.

Maybe he could get a haircut? Nah... he didn't really trust anyone else with his hair; he usually just trimmed his hair himself but, he hadn't exactly had the time in the last couple of months. Which is why his hair is currently flowing down to his neck. His hair wasn't even spiked anymore, it just laid flat on his head....depressed just like him.

Maybe he could go see a movie? No...Who the hell goes to a movie theatre in the day time?

Nearby was a small coffee shop that looked practically vacant.

'I am pretty hungry. Alright coffee and a small snack and I'll go back to the drawing board' the blond thought to himself.

The doorbell chimed as Katsuki walked into the cute shop.

"Welcome to Beans Beyond Coffee, what can I get for you?" A "very" joyful blue haired teenager bluntly said as he took out a note card prepared to jot down the order.

"Um, just a straight black coffee and maybe a honey croissant."

"Maybe?" The teen sarcastically quoted while looking tired of his job.

"Fine, yes you little bastard. Shouldn't you be in school somewhere?" The blond grumpily replied while looking at the fairly young boy.

"Yeah sure man, whatever." The employee boringly spoke as he dragged himself to the coffee grinder to began the order.

After a few moments the sluggish teenager appeared back to the counter with a small paper bag and a cup of coffee.

"527.95¥($4.50 U.S. dollars) please." The teenager said as he began to type on the register.

"Yeah, yeah sure." The blond bitterly spoke as he dug through his pants for his wallet to hand the young boy the change.

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