"We're On Our Side, Serpent."

The Airbase

The Bentley drove near the Airbase's entrance, before abruptly stopping.

Aziraphale and Crowley both stepped out of it, walking towards the man guarding the place.

BAM!

Crowley whipped his head around.

Metal clattered, fire burned, smoke arose high into the sky. A single handle rolled out to him.

The serpent fell to his knees, picking up the handle. His mouth hung open in despair.

The guard jumped out of the box he was stationed in, holding up a gun, yelling something about them trespassing.

Aziraphale ran over to Crowley.

"Crowley- He's got a gun," Aziraphale said. Crowley didn't respond. He only continued to stare at the flames that consumed his Bentley.

"DO SOMETHING!" Aziraphale squeaked.

"I'm having a moment here," Crowley growled. He kissed the handle in his hand, "You were a good car."

He stood up, approaching the guard.

"Look-" He began. The gates to the Airbase suddenly snapped open, letting a group of children on bikes in.

"HEY!" The guard yelled, "Those kids are in so much trouble, you both stay here," They ran back inside the box.

Crowley and Aziraphale shrugged at each other, running into the Airbase.

~Meanwhile~

The Them parked their bikes, letting them tumble over.

Dog whimpered nervously as they stood beside each other.

Four ominous figures approached them, most of them grinning menacingly.

"They're not real, you know? They're just like nightmares, really," Adam mentioned.

One of the figures that appeared to be sweating blood held up her sword. The sword was set ablaze in almost an instant.

"I am War," She announced, "You were made to serve me, to live in me, to die in me." War glanced over to Pepper.

Crowley and Aziraphale, out of view, sprinted over, yet stopped as they approached the Them.

"Oh, a little girl?" She chirped, "Go home and play with your dolls, little girl."

"I do not endorse everyday SEXISM," Pepper growled, stomping on War's foot.

War hissed, dropping the sword. The sword's flames were cast away. Pepper picked up the sword, holding it ahead.

"Just say what you believe, Pepper," Adam said.

War grinned.

"I believe in peace, bitch," Pepper stabbed at War with the sword. War screamed, disappearing into a pile of blood.

Pepper handed the sword over to Wensleydale, who was then approached by Famine.

Wensleydale held the sword up to their chest, "I believe in a healthy meal and lunch," He began, "And food's real good too."

Famine roared as he disappeared into a pile of dust.

Wensleydale handed the sword to Brian. Brian wasn't approached by Pollution, yet more stared down.

"I believe in a clean planet," Brian exclaimed.

Pollution began melting, and they sprinted to Brian, screeching before officially melting into a black sludge.

The last Horsemen too didn't move, their cloak only swayed in the silent breeze.

"Death is inevitable. I am undefeatable," They exclaimed. Pure black wings that seemed to melt into the environment spring from them. Everyone felt dazed for a moment, before the figure disappeared.

A young man and woman ran out of the building, staring around at everyone.

Adam smiled, satisfied with himself.

"Oh, it's not over,"Crowley uttered, "There's still armies, waiting for a signal," He hissed.

Aziraphale glanced at him for a moment, before jolts of lightning appeared, revealing Beelzebub and Gabriel. Beelzebub seemed rather annoyed, while Gabriel had a plastered smile across his face.

He walked over to Adam, Beelzebub following, and began scolding the young Antichrist.

Aziraphale looked away from Crowley, and then to the angel and demon before them.

Crowley was spaced around before he realized that Aziraphale had picked up the sword laying on the ground.

"Wait.. An-" The serpent paused.

Aziraphale stepped up behind Gabriel only muttering, "I apologize, but I've been waiting for this for a while."

He held the sword up, giving a sweep of the blade to Gabriel's neck.