Golf. Not my thing, but I had to tag along just because they got me a cute gothic golf outfit so couldn't say no at that point and I only agreed after finding out Kristy and a few others were going. When we arrived, they asked how many were in our group. Luckily for us it wasn't a private course like most of the ones in the US. "eight," Aiden looked around and counted heads. The girls all looked looked like real golfers while the others including Dose all looked like dads tagging along for a leisurely day. We opted for 8 holes instead of 18 since it was probably going to take us all day just on a few. As we got checked in, we picked up our rental clubs and carts and set off to hole 10. "I'm scared we are going to get kicked out," I said as I jumped on the passenger side next to Kristy.
"There's definitely a probability," She responded with a chuckle. The way they drove was a dead give away that it was most likely going to end poorly and the fact that as soon as Gaege jumped off the cart, he was eating sand. We stood by in a huddle as we waited for the group in front of us and when it was our turn the guys went first.
"Did you see that?" Gaege said as he ran up to me after his turn.
"Yeah. It was a great throw although I am unsure if that is how golf is played."
"What are you talking about?" He had a confused look that I knew was fake.
"Smashing just went. I think you are moving on." I pointed.
"Oh shit, okay." He kissed me on the cheek and ran off. As us girls began to go and the others went a head, another man in a cart pulled up to them. This cart looked more official compared to the rental ones.
"wow," I said as he got out to talk to one of the boys. Josh Stepped up once again because he was the one paying for the excursion.
"Hey mate." The course attendant spoke, "hey, we have gotten a couple of complaints that you all have been messing around a bit. I do have to let you know that if we get anymore than we will have to kick you out." Josh stood there with his hands on his hips and bobbed his head as he pretended to listen.
"Okay, no problem." Josh responded.
"Thank you. Have a great rest of your time."
"Did we almost get kicked out?" I asked one of the girls.
"Looks like it," one of them responded. "I wonder how many holes we will get through." We weren't even done with the 2nd when Mully broke Josh's phone and the attendant rolled up again to give them their final warning.
"You know, I think it is sad that none of the girls know how to play golf and they are still acting better than us," Mully said.
"Well, they also aren't filming a youtube video," Gaege responded. "We are entertaining and they are playing a bad game of golf." He giggled.
"Hey, we heard that!" Kristy yelled from where we were.
"It's true!" Gaege yelled back. When we caught up, they were having a mini argument about Mully complaining too much.
"He shoots guns," Mully said to the camera, "He's never been golfing."
"No dude, I've never been golfing. I've also never seen every season of Friends or Seinfeld. I also didn't go 300 grand in debt to go to college."
"I did though," I said with a smile.
"Yeah but she did," he chuckled. That sparked a conversation about how expensive American schooling is after high school and I had to explain that I went on scholarships and free government money so I wasn't really in debt but I could have been. We somehow made it to the last hole without being kicked out but we did end up making a break for it before we got to finish when we saw the attendant cart in the distance heading right for us. At drop off we were basically told to never come back again and we all walked out like nothing happened.
We all joked on the ride back to the house and discussed the next thing they were planning on. The night was short since we all didn't go to bed until late and they had to get up relatively early the next morning. Gaege walked out of the room in just his underwear while Mully and Josh were both completely ready. "Really dude?" Mully said. Josh was on the phone with someone he knew.
"What?" Gaege answered as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes.
"You're not even dressed," Mull pointed out.
"I'm sorry! I'm not used to waking up this early and my girlfriend is still asleep."
"Well go get dressed."
"Yeah, we will be there in 30," Josh said over the phone, "Okay, yeah, see you there." Gaege threw on some jeans, a red long sleeve and a beanie so he didn't have to brush his hair. I woke up as he sat on the edge of the bed to put his shoes on. I crawled up behind him and flopped onto his back with my arms dangling over his shoulders.
"Did I wake you up?" He said as he kissed my arm.
"No," I responded in a groggy voice. When he was finished putting his beat up converse on he sat there for a minute as I leaned against him half asleep.
"Juicy!" Mully yelled from the other room.
"Hey, I gotta go," Gaege said in a soft voice. I fell back on the bed and curled up. "I'll see you in a bit," he said as he stood up and walked around to kiss me on my forehead. As he walked out the door I fell back asleep.
