Scaramouche X Childe oneshots (SLOW UPDATES)

MOVIE NIGHTT

-Fluff 

Sounds of beeping can be heard across the room

"whoops..."

The popcorns were...

Kinda burned

"I guess this will do.."

Childe quickly checked his phone to see if there's any new messages

One suddenly popped up

Scaramooshe : Hey ginger are you done yet? You better be cause me and sigi are gonna invade your house in a couple of minutes

Childe : I'm done setting up everything‼️

Few minutes later

Like scara said, both him and signora are Infront of childes door

"Open up" Signora yelled

"HOLD ON"

Childe rushed to open the door

Scara walked past Childe
+ (Purposely) bumped into him

"Nice apartment" signora says randomly

"Thank you..?"

"Well let's get this movie night started"

"Wheres the popcorn?" Scara asked

"Here"

Childe showed both scara and signora the burned popcorns

"What the fuck THESE ARE BURNED"
Scara complained

"Oh my god you know what let me make it,no way I'm gonna eat that"

"Can you even cook?" Childe asked ashes I mean signora

"Obviously"

A couple of minutes passed

"Boom finished" signora placed the bowl of popcorns on the table

"Yea these looks way better"

"Well can we start the movie now?" Scara whined

Childe nodded

"So what movie?" Childe asked

"That one" signora pointed to a horror one

"You know I'm scared of horror movies" The ginger complained

"That's the point lol"

They were half way through finishing the movie and Childe felt like his soul is gonna acsend to celestia

Time skip when they finished the movie cause it's literally 1AM rn and I am tired

"It wasn't that scary" Scara rolled his eyes while saying that

"WELL FOR YOU MAYBE" 

"I agree with scar over there it wasn't that scary" Said signora while eating the left over popcorn

"Wanna watch another one?"

"Can we not watch scary movies again"

"Fine"

Signora picked a high school love story one

Half way through the movie

Childe felt something fell on his shoulder

Looks like the fandago man fell asleep on childes shoulder 

Signora noticed it immediately

"Well looks like that's the end of our movie night"

Signora was gonna wake scara up

But Childe grabbed her hand

"It's okay he can stay here for the night" Childe hoped signora wouldn't find out

Unlucky for Childe signora knew what he was planning

"Ohhh I didn't know you were fruity Childe" signora chuckled

"But in all seriousness good luck"

Signora went to grab her stuff

"Well don't forget to text me about what happend" 

And just like that it was only Childe and scara

Childe picks up scara and slowly but surely walked to his room

"Hmmm those clothes look uncomfortable to sleep in" Childe thought to himself

"Well I guess I have no choice"
(He does have a choice but okay sussy ginger 🙄🙄)

Childe tried to not look while changing scara 

"Bro his d*ck is so small"
Childe wheezed

Childe quickly changed into his pjs (idk man 😞)

Suddenly childe heard something moving

"Pls don't wake pls don't wake up" Childe begged in his mind

"C Childe..?"
A soft voice (😭) called for him

"Uhh don't look" childe answered

Scara rubbed his eyes and looked⁉️

"...WHAT THE FU-"

Childe quickly shut scara up

"Ok I know this looks bad BUT LISTEN"

"Were you gonn-"

"NO"

"okay now let go off me I wanna go to sleep"

"..alr then"

Childe let go off scara and scara quickly slept again

"why are you so cute" Childe sighed

And then went to join scara to sleep

Little did Childe know scara was still awake and heard that loud and clear

Now scaras face is almost as red as dilucs hair

I finally have the motivation to publish a chapter‼️ yay

Hope y'all enjoy this chapter :D

Till next time