Scaramouche X Childe oneshots (SLOW UPDATES)

harbingers gc

Hi gays i wanted to write a chat fic bcs like im obsessed w em.. also they r still harbingers but they have phones also i refuse to write pulcinella🤞🤞🤞

They're obviously ooc i just wanna write them bcs i love em all dearly except for pulcinella 😗 ALSO SIGNORA IS ALIVE HERE AND SCARA NEVER LEFT ❤️

Signora added 9 members

Arlecchino : ?

Signora : hi guys

Pantalone : whats this for..

Signora : nothing, i just wanted to make a group chat for all of us 🔥

Signora : anyways @columbina wake up pookie

Columbina : hi ❤️

Signora : HII anw lets all talk about how Scaramouche is so inlove with Childe

Columbina : YESSS, they're like so obvious??? R they even hiding it at this point

Scaramouche : what.

Scaramouche : I DONT LIKE CHILDE???

Scaramouche : you guys r all out ot ur mind

Signora : nu uh YOU LITERALLY LET HIM BOTHER YOU DURING MEETINGS???

Scaramouche : i do not.

Dottore : scaramouche the last time i tried to make a conversation to you during a meeting, you death stared me.

Scaramouche : bcs you were saying a bunch of bullshits

Dottore : BUT YOU'LL LISTEN TO CHILDE  SPOUTING A BUNCH OF BULLSHITS??

Scaramouche : yea

Sandrone : you are hopeless i tell you

Childe : real 😞😞😞

Signora : where did u come from

Childe : just finished a mission w sandrone

Sandrone : i swear guys, you do not want to go with childe during a mission, HE WONT STOP TALKING EVEN FOR 10 SECONDS.

Childe : i didnt want to go on a mission with you either... 😒

Childe : personally i prefer scara

Columbina : guys they even have nicknames for each other

Signora : im crying 😭😭😭 can u two just confess to each other?

Scaramouche : 1. Keep crying 2. No kys WE DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER

Childe : real!!!

Arlecchino : i just know that childe cried while writting that

Pierro : What is this for?

Scaramouche : signora, you added PIERRO?

Signora : well he counts as a harbinger!

Childe : u didnt add pulcinella though?

Signora : he'll leave immediately anyways so its useless 😒

Pierro : Returning to my question, what is this for?

Signora : its just for us to chat with each other

Scaramouche : correction, its for them to harrass me.

Signora : u r so dramatic kys

Pierro : Fair lady we do not tolerate violence among us harbingers.

Scaramouche : yeah!!! :(

Signora : .

Sandrone : 😭😭😭😭

Pierro : Why are you crying Marrionette?

Columbina : I CANT DO THIS RN LMAOO

Pierro : I do not understand you all. If you'll excuse me, I'll be taking my leave

Pantalone : bye

Signora : cannot believe pierro took scaramouches side.

Childe : he was cackling beside me the whole time

Columbina : YOU GUYS R TOGETHER RN????

Childe : yea?

Columbina : DID YOU GUYS FUCK??

Scaramouche : NO WHAT THE FUCK

Dottore : scaramouche just admit your big fat obvious crush on childe.

Scaramouche : i hate you all i hope you all DIE

Signora : 💔

Seen by Columbina,Arlecchino,Childe,Dottore,Pantalone,Scaramouche,Capitano and Sandrone

Im gonna leave it at here for now :333 maybe I'll do a part two!!!