Scaramouche X Childe oneshots (SLOW UPDATES)

Part 2 of streamer Childe (FINISHED !!!)

Yes *finally* I have the motivation to write part two of streamer Childe 🤗

YOO I FINALLY FINSIHED THIS CHAPTER !!! WOOO

Fluff just pure fluff

When scaramouche woke up all he was an empty bed

*How the hell did I get here* he thought to himself

Suddenly he heard what sounded like a stove turning on

he quickly went downstairs to see who it was

Surprise surprise

It's Childe, tartaglia number eleve-

Scara decided to just run back to wherever he came from before Childe could see him

Unfortunately Childe spotted him

"Hey sleeping beauty you finally woke up?"

"Shut up" and with that scara ran back to wherever he came from

Childe just sighed and went back to cook

Scara decided to shower bcs he was stinkee 🥺 (/j he takes a shower like 4 times a week 😐)

He quickly grabbed a random towel and went in the bathroom

40 minutes later

Scara (finally) just got out of the bathroom

Then he heard a knock at the door

"Scaraaa lunch is ready :D"

Scara just sighed, opened the door, shoved Childe out of the way,ran past him

"..you didn't have to shove me out of the way yk.."

When Childe reached downstairs, he saw scara inhaling the food (why did I.....idk)

"Jeez are you that hungry? Have you eaten anything yet bbg?"

"1. Never call me that ever again
 2. If you don't shut up and eat your food im gonna strangle you"

"Okay okay chill scarameow"

Scara thought about grabbing that butter knife over there and attacking childe

But in the end he just let it slide

Then they ate their food peacefully

After Childe finished washing the dishes (bcs malewife 👍🏻👍🏻🥺🥺)

Childe checked his phone

267 msgs from Xiao is short!!!

That groupchat had been dead for a while, I wonder what they're talking about

Xiao is short!!!

VENTI

Then Klee came in and I swear to morax that she had a mf bomb bro

albedo

thats a lie, Klee does not have a bomb

Kaeya my partner in crime

NAUR ALBEDO YOU A LIAR, SUCROSE TELL THE GC WHAT YOU SAW

sucrosee

Uh

Broke grandpa

Did someone say osmanth