The shocked look on Snape's face, after I punched him for a second time, was hilarious. Dumbledore was just shaking his head with a grin on his face and the goblin was looking at me with a curious look.
'Probably wondering why I keep hitting Snape. I should do something to Snape every time the goblins do something..... I think I will actually.'
The goblin shakes his head (I lean on Snape, who looks quite frightened) and turns towards Grandpop and asks, "To what do I owe this visit today Mr. Dumbledore?"
"I would like to name this young girl as the heir of the Dumbledore family and to adopt her as my granddaughter." Mr.D says, putting a hand onto my shoulder. Shapefang raised an eyebrow at me, which caused me to turn to Snape and seductively (in my opinion) run my hand across his face.
'Snape looks slightly violated.... I like that look on him.'
I turned towards Sharpfang and smiled while saying, "Hello mister. My name is Ophelia Arianna Lucy Smith."
'I'm starting to get really annoyed wih these shocked looks.' I thought as I slapped Snape again.
"WOULD YOU STOP HITTING ME YOU INSULENT CHILD!!!!!" Snape yelled at me.
I ignore him and turn towards Sharpfang asking, "Why do you looked so surprised?"
"Well Ms. Smith, I look surprised because you are speaking gobblegook." Sharp fang says.
"I am? I didn't realize that, I'm sorry, sir.", I said in shock looking at him in disbelief.
"There is no reason to be sorry we were just surprised is all, Ms. Smith... or ahould I say Ms. Dumbledore." Sharpfang said with a smile (which would have been terrifying if I didn't see Mr. McCarthy everyday cause that woman givea me nightmares.)
I turn towards Snape and lick his arm from nuckle to elbow. He its there staring as if he wants to cut off his arm and burn it. I look at Sharpfang and Grandpop who are actually trying not to laugh.
"CHILD!!!! WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP....Doing things to me." Snape start with a yell that turns in to a somewhat pleading voice.
"Okay." I said turning towards Sharpfang.
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I fell into Harry Potter
FanfictionA fangirl gets thrown into the Harry Potter and has to deal with knowing what will happen in the future and figuring out how to tell people.......... well this will be fun!
