I fell into Harry Potter

Ch. 4

"Anything?" I asked Snape with large innocent eyes.

He looks behind me again, sighs and says, "Anything you want."

I try (successfully) to hide my evil smirk. "Well...... If you agree to hug me whenever i want no matter what, i will forgive you."

I see Snape struggling not to insult me. I hear more snickering behind me (most likely from McGonagall). "Al...alr....." Snape tries to stutter out. 'Hes staring to sound like Quirril' I think.

"Alright." Snape finally gets out.

"Can i get that in writing? Or a vow, either is good." I say. Snape gives me a pitiful glare (NOTHING phases me after being glared at by my whale of a gym and art teacher).

He sighs again ('Damn he's been sighing alot' I think) then says, "Fine. I, Severus Tobias Snape, swear on my magic to always hug Ophelia Raine Smith when ever she wants, so mote it be." I feel the magic swirl around me. 'YES, revenge is mine!!!!!!' I thought as I ponced onto Snape's torso.

"YEAH!!!!!!" I exclaimed.

"URGG!!!" Snape...... well I don't really know what he did. Anyway, he started to try to pry my legs from where they are wrapped around his chest (I would also like to remind you he is over a foot taller than me).

I hear McGonagall crack up in the back ground. 'Hehehehehehehe. I can't wait to do this in the Great Hall in front of EVERYONE.' I think.

"My girl, if you would please get off of Professor Snaps, we can answer some of your questions." Bumblebee said, looking slightly uncomfortable.

"You got it dude." I say as I try (and fail) to climb down Snape's body.

"Umm.......... Snaps do you think you could put me down, cause I'm really high up." I ask him as I have somehow climbed UP his body and not down like I wanted.

Sevvie grabs me around the waist, lifts me like a rag doll (I did NOT know he had that kind of muscle on him........ DAMN), and sets me down on the ground. "Thanks brag." I said as everyone grabs a seat (except me cause I grab a Sevvie) and made ourselves comfortable (well...... not Snape cause I'm on his lap again).

(M-Me D- Dumbledore  S-Snape G- McGonagall)

M: So first question...... what's the date?

D: October 24, 1993

M: Cool, it's my birthday....... well technically I haven't been born yet, but still. Anyway, since I don't know how to get back to MY dimension,  who am I staying with? Ohhhhhhh, can I learn to be a witch?

G: You can't learn to be a witch, you have to be born one.

M: Then let me give your wand a wave.

McGonagall reluctantly handed over her wand. I gave it a wave and Snape's black robes reconfigured into a black leather vest and what looked like a Speedo. Shape looked down, went red, then tried to cover himself up.

'No, don't do that, you look hot like that.' I thought, mentally (and maybe physically) drooled over Snape's body. ' How and why does he hide that wonderful body?'

Dumbledore looked EXTREMELY close to laughing. Then he reconfigured Snaoe'a outfit back into robes. I am not ashamed to say that I was very disappointed.

"Well, now that we have figured out you are a witch, why doesn't everyone go to bed. Ophelia, you can stay with Professor Snaps tonight." Dumbledore says with a very merry twinkle in his eyes.