I fell into Harry Potter

Chapter 30

Fred George Both

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After I had detangled my limbs from his body, I smiled at him, then looked at Snape and ran towards Snape's room with him right behind me cursing.

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'Fuck I gotta start working out. Mother trucker has fucking long ass legs. FUCK HE'S GAINING! BOB AND WEAVE! BOB AND WEAVE!' Those were the only things going on in my head as I swerved back and forth down the hall with Snape coming up behind me. When I reached the portrait I screamed the password, dove into the room, and would have rolled onto my feet if I hadn't connected with a pair of legs.

I didn't get the chance to see who it was before Snape was speaking between pants, "Lucius, if you want your sanity intact and to survive this encounter I implore you to leave as quickly as possible."

My head snapped up at the name and there he was, Daddy Malfoy, and he was as delicious as I thought. He only got hotter as he spoke, "Severus who is this child, why were you running after her, and why did my son send 3 feet of parchment complaining about her."

I pop onto my feet like a demented jack-in-the-box and speak with a grin that has Snape's eyes widen. "Hellooooooo sexy. I'm Ophelia."

I dodge the grab from Snape and continue talking, my grin getting bigger, "When I said Accio hottie I didn't expect it to work, but since your here I have a proposition.", Snape's efforts to capture me increase even more if possible, it seems he's about 5 seconds from stunning me but I just kept going with Lovely Lucius looking very confused, "Can I be your house-elf? I'll do whatever you want and I don't need clothes, I promISE!" The last part was screamed as Snape finally caught me and was hauling me off like a naughty cat.

"Child that is enough for the night. No more mischief, bedtime." Snape told me, still holding me away from his body with his hands under my arms. We get to my room and he puts me onto the bed and walked out.

'Well might as well, got a big prank ahead of me tomorrow.' I quickly strip and getting into my pj's. I fall asleep pretty much as soon as I hit the bed, tangled with the covers and Loki, who had snuck in with while Snape was carrying me.

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Purple and gold were the first things I saw. Sitting up and looking around, I discovered I was in the middle of the Great Hall on a cushioned Platform with a canopy. The platform was situated where the head table usually was, but the rest of the layout was the same. I didn't even get the chance to put my feet on the floor before I was hoisted into the air and put on a smaller platform carried by four of the Weasely brothers, Bill, Charlie, and the twins. All of them were shirtless and oiled up. They walked around the Great Hall and I started noticing some weird shit.

Edwards Cullen was hanging onto the wall hissing at anyone that got too close. Gandalf and Dumbledore were having a hip hop battle, complete with cardboard on the floor and attempted headspins. Repzion, Chris Hansen and a cloaked individual were taking turns beating the fuck out out a crying onion on the floor. A pig with makeup on was running away from an alien with a can of diet rootbeer in their mouth. The walls were plastered with various math equations. Sokka from avatar the last Airbender was running around and wiggling on the floor mumbling cactus juice. And finally, Tom Riddle was standing on the Slytherin table, only he was about 7 years old and screaming, "I AM DEATH FEAR ME!!!"

Suddenly, the room started to shake and shriek. It continued until I fell from the platform.

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I jolt wake unhappily before remembering. 'FUCK YEA. SNEAKY SNICK LETS GO FUCK SHIT UP.' Checking the time I saw it was 2 a.m. and I creeped out of bed, through my door towards the entrance. Opening the portrait hole I see 2 masses lurking there facing away. I creep behind the after quietly shutting the portrait, bring my hands back and *SLAP*. The sound echos down the corridor and the twins bodily flinch away, see me and grab for me.

"Naughty Ophelia, do you wanna get caught?", they whispered into my ears. They put me down, take out an out piece of parchment and look at me with matching smirks. "I solemnly swear I am up to no good," they said touch their wand tips (hehe) to the paper.

'OH MY GOD THE MARAUDER'S MAP. OH, IT'S SO FUCKING COOL OMG. Wait it says Ophelia Dumbledore, guess that's the adoption.' I thought as the three of us snuck down the corridors. Occasionally they would pull me into a hidden alcove to hide from a prefect or teacher. After a while, we finally made it to the kitchens. 'Let's cause mayhem.'

As soon as we tickled the pear and opened the door we were bombarded by various house-elves.

"Whats cans we do for yous?", one small elf in the front asked.

I step forward and got down on one knee so I was closer to their level before saying, "Hi! I'm Opheliaand this is Fred and George, what's your name?" 

The elf's eyes got extremely wide, "Mys name is Bells, Mistress Ophelia."

 I smile widely and say, "Well Bells we have something we would like your help with. I promise no one will get in trouble and no one will get hurt. Can you help us?" 

Bells squint at us and cautiously nods. The three of us smile at each other and go on to explain what we had in mind.

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About an hour later we sneak out of the kitchen and they escort me back to Snape's rooms. Opening the portrait wasn't very hard, but getting into my room in the dark without disturbing Snape was probably the hardest thing I have ever done. As I was passing his room I decided fuck it. Creeping into his room, I saw the mass on the left side of the bed, furthest away from the door. I silently walked up to the right side of the bed and lifted the covers. My eyes widened as I saw that Snape was only in boxers.

'Fuck I wanna lick.' was the first thought in my mind when I saw his chest.  

I slide into the bed, cuddled with a pillow and drifted off to sleep smiling thinking of the chaos I would cause tomorrow. 

//////////After Publishing Author's Note\\\\\\\\\\

So college is well and truely trying to kick my ass. I had Pre-calc this past semester and I swear it was the hardest subject I have every taken, well aside from physics. The teacher for that class sucked too, he didn't teach shit and was condescending to everyone. But, I passed all of my classes, even pre-calc, with an A so I'm thankful that teachers seem to love me cuz the only way I got an A in pre-calc is beacuse he was giving me bonus points on everything by the end of clasd. Sorry for my rant that subject just makes me angry., but I'm trying my best to function more and I just got a laptop for Christmas so that will help too. Merry belated Christmas every one and Happy holidays 😀😀.