I fell into Harry Potter

Chapter 11

                             {Snape's POV}

'HOW THE BLOODY HELL DOES THIS GIRL KNOW ALL OF THAT!!!!!!!! AND HOW DARE SHE BRING IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!'

                    { Dumbledore's POV}

  'Oh dear. Well it seems as if this girl knows quite a bit. I wonder what else she know.'

                           {Ophelia's POV}

  I stand there awkwardly as the Snapeman and Dumblebitch stare intently at me. DeeDee has a curious and surprised look in his eyes, while the bat looked as if he was trying to make me spontaneously combust right here.

  It didn't look as if they would stop anytime soon, so to snap them out of it I shouted, " Leprechaun taint!!"

  'Well that got their attention...... lets have some more fun.' I thought with an internal smirk.

  "Dragon boobies.... blast-ended skank...... expecto patronads..... dobby's sock..... hagrid's butt crack..... Swish and Flicker.... Son of a Banshee.... Voldemort's Nipple.... Jiggery Pok.." I said in rapid fire before i was rudely interrupted by The D saying, " My dear granddaughter please stop with that foul language..... good merlin were on earth did you learn all of that?"

  I start hysterically laughing because of the deep red blush on not only Snapes checks and neck, but also Dumbles.

  When I finally calmed down I said, "I learned them in my world. And if you think that was foul I know one even better, although if I said it you might actually Scourgify my mouth clean."

  "You are most certainly correct my dear, I am very tempted to do it now, but I will not . Now could you please answer a couple of questions for us?" My grandfather said as he calmly leaned back in his chair and looked at me with that annoying fucking twinkle in his eyes.

  "Sure, what you wanna know?" I said real chill like.

((This convo is between just me and dumbles cause Snape is still to mad to do anything other than sit there and fume))

  "Well, we would like to know how YOU know so much about Severus."((D))

  "I already told you that where I come from, this world is nothing but a story. The last books give a lot of info on Snape. The story also makes you, first, want to punch him, than strangle him, mutilate him, and finally you understand what he went through and you just have to respect it in the end." ((Me))

  "So you know everything about Snape and myself?"((D))

  "And about some other people as well."((me))

  " How much do you know about the future?" ((D))

  "Oh...."I smirk a little, "I know everthing that can and WILL happen in the next 5 years." Tjis caused Dumbles eyes to go wide and for fear to appear in Snape's.

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A/n yes I did take swears from potter puppet pals. Also I am sorry if this was short, the next will ne longer... I've been stressed lately so its not that good, but I'll try harder next time. Bye