I went into the connected bathroom with the pile of clothing and started to put on the first outfit. I said, "Ok this isn't a shirt, I don't know what it is, but you can't convince me it's a shirt." I walked out and showed them this.
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Jasper said, "You look really good." I said, "Thank you, it's still not a shirt." Alice said, "It covers your boobs and it has sleeves, it's a shirt." I said, "That is a very loose definition of a shirt miss thang." Sierra said, "Try another one, I promise that one is the most revealing." I went back into the bathroom and put the second outfit on. I said, "Ok this one is cute." I went out and showed them this.
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I said, "It's great as long as it doesn't rain." Sierra said, "Oh, yeah that would be bad, oh wait just wear a cute bra just in case." I said "No." Jasper said, "You look adorable." I went back into the bathroom. And put on outfit number 3. I said, "Awe I love this one, how many are there?" Alice said "8. Now come on." I went out showing them this with a little spin.
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Jasper said, "This one is my favorite so far." I smiled and spun around again before heading back into the bathroom and putting on number 4. I said, "Alice, these are cute and all but you do remember what month we're in... don't you?" I walked out.
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