Heya Princess~ (Echofell!Sans X Fem!Reader) [Rewrite]

Day 3 pt 1: Grillby's.... Where's Flowey?

Y/N = Your Name
F/D = Favorite Drink
F/C = Favorite Color

Y/N POV:
10:59 A.M

I woke up in someone's room I didn't recognize. "The fuck?" Was all I said before getting up. The room had a closet and a desk with a mini tornado in the far left corner. I got up and opened the door. I realized I've never been in this house before and was on guard. I cautiously made it down the stairs and see no one. I'm home alone, or was. "Morning princess." I flinched and kneed a very certain skeleton in his... Where his stomach is supposed to be I guess? "AGH! SHEESH PRINCESS IT'S JUST ME! FUCK!" "Sorry I'm just not used to people randomly teleporting behind me and whispering 'good morning' into my ear." I replied giving him the resting bitch face. "*Wheeze* T-touché." He managed to wheeze out.

"Anyways how the fuck did I get here?" I asked looking around the house. "What do you think?" He replied again giving me one of his shit eating grins. "Should've known, but why?" I asked. "Princess you were gonna freeze to death if I left you in that tree any longer." He replied. "What?" "If I let you have your beauty sleep in that tree any longer it would've been the last beauty sleep you would've ever had." He replied. "Oh..." Was all I could say. "Hey you promised me a date.~" He said again in that weird flirty tone.

"It's not a date it's just a hangout okay? We are not a thing." I replied and for a second he looked hurt. "Alright it's not a date, happy now?" He asked with a slight change of tone and I nodded. "Alright hold my hand princess." He said. "What why?" I asked but he just put his arm around my waste and next thing you know I'm Infront of this bar like building called Grillby's. I started having second thoughts about my decision. "Huh strange, usually first timers will feel a little nauseous after teleporting." He said in an almost questioning tone. I just looked at him strangely. "Alright princess listen up, when we walk in there don't talk to anyone and just stick close to me okay? He asked and I nodded. "Good just follow me."

We went inside and no one really payed attention to us until they saw me. "Sup gillbz, the usual." Grillby stared at Sans strangely before he went and grabbed him a bottle of whiskey. Grillby came back to me and stared at me. "He's asking if you would like anything princess." "Oh I'll just have some fries with ketchup please." He nodded and went to the back to get me my order. For whole time I was waiting I felt eyes on me and I started to get nervous. "Hey there cutie you free tonight?" Some monster came up to me. Sans was about to do something until I opened my mouth. "No sorry hun, my days aren't scheduled for man whores like you." The whole bar just 'oooh'ed or said 'you gonna need some ice for that Brax'.

So this dude's name is Brax. He was this winged monster with ram horns and long ram like legs. After I said that he immediately lost his cool. "WHAT THE HELL?! I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE BUT THIS IS WHAT I GET?! FINE IF YOU WONT JOIN ME I'LL FORCE YOU TO JOIN ME." He yelled at me and grabbed my arm. Before he could do anything rash Sans used blue magic on me and brought me to him and put an arm around my waste. "Sorry pal, she already has company so piss off." He told the winged monster. "What're you gonna do huh funny bone? You gonna kill me with your god awful puns? WHATCHA GONNA DO HUH?!" He yelled again.

Sans was visibly restraining himself from doing anything he might regret. "Aaaw cat got ya tongue? Good!" He mocked. Before Sans could do anything Grillby came back with my order. "Can I help you?" He spoke. His voice was smooth and this strange British German accent. "YEAH HELP ME GET THIS SKELETON OUT OF THE WAY SO I CAN HAVE THIS DARLING TO MYSELF!!" Brax kept yelling. "Sir you're gonna have to get the fuck out of my bar." Grillby said, his fire started to grow. "CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S THE WRONG ONE HERE?!" That was enough for grillby apparently. "Sans you won't have to pay you're tab for another two weeks if you get rid of him... Brutally." Sans' smiled widened.