Zero x One [CANCELED]

West Port

Technoblade had never flown on a plane before. Well, he did once, but he chose not to think about it because, to be honest, it was quite embarrassing. Techno was nine years old then, and he was on a trip with his family to see a relative, who had a pig farm on an island close to Ardonia. He remembered that trip fondly, except the part where he threw up on the plane.

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"Mommy? What's it like on an airplane?" Techno asked as he tentatively tugged on his mother's arm. 

The woman smiled. "I haven't been on one before either, so I guess we're going to find out together!" This worried Techno, but if Mother was excited about it, then it couldn't be that bad.

Soon, the two were able to board the plane and Techno buckled his seatbelt, but he was worried due to it not having the second strap like in the car. Mother smiled reassuringly and gave him a granola bar she'd bought at the terminal. He bit into it and his worries disappeared, but his caution persisted.

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Now, Techno was just sitting by himself on a plane, waiting for it to take off. There was only silence and some chatter among other passengers. Just when he thought the doors were going to close, a boy in messy blonde hair frantically rushed onto the plane. Techno stood up slightly and saw that almost all of the seats had been filled up by now.

"Uh, sir? My seat is missing," the boy reported to a flight attendant. He had a Feldenese accent. 

The man sighed. "Damn Endermen," he muttered as he pointed to the seat next to Techno. The boy sat down next to him, to his surprise, and immediately started trying to make conversation. 

"I'm sorry, most people find me annoying at first, but everyone needs someone to talk to or they're gonna go completely insane and nobody wants that amiright?" Please, God, just kill me already.

Soon the plane took off, making the airport look like a speck on the ground. "My name is Tommy by the way. I'm searching for my friend, Will. He's been missing for months." 

Will? That name was familiar to Techno, but he didn't know why. But this kid was clearly close to giving up, and for some reason, that made Techno feel sympathy for him, even though they'd never met until now.

"May I have your attention, this is your captain speaking. We have begun our ascent and will soon be above the clouds. Oh, God, why did I look down... I'm gonna fuckin throw up, co-pilot take over." Many passengers on the plane were concerned by this, including Techno and Tommy. Why was this man the captain if he was able to get airsick so easily?

"Attention, all passengers. This is the co-pilot speaking, because the pilot should clearly not have this job. If you would look out your window, you can see that we are currently above the clouds. As you'll notice, the seatbelt sign has now been turned off, and because the pilot is incredibly incompetent, he forgot to tell you all to buckle them, so I apologize. Although, I'm sure most of you are smart enough to have noticed that the sign turned on.

"Anyways, a flight attendant will be coming through with beverages in a couple of minutes. Please be patient and remember to be careful if there is an Enderman in the seat next to you, as you do not want to spill your water on one. Enjoy the flight." 

The transmission cut off, and Tommy placed his feet on the arms of the seat in front of him. Techno would have told him not to, but he didn't want to get into a fight with a Feldenese teenager on an airplane.