After murdering Curly's wife lennie hid in the bush and was waiting for george " I didn't forget what George said I didn't... I should just hide in a cave" lennie said.
Then, in front of Lennie came a cat. He was: pudgy, orange, anthropomorphic, and Lennie had a hunch he hates mondays. The feline stared at Lennie in his signature crossed arms pose with a mildly annoyed expression on his tangerine colored face. And when he spoke, it was in Chris Pratt's voice." Lennie... I need you to forget what that George guy said."
lennie replied" but orange cat man, george told me-"
The kitty cut him of," I don't care"
"Oh ok..." Lennie said, while he forgot what George said.
"...go back to the barn."' the chubby creature ordered. "Hide the body, George will never know.."
But Lennie was confused. He already covered Curly's wife's corpse with hay, didn't he already hide her? Then a purple, 8 bit, pixelated figure with an old phone shaped hand and a yellow badge was conjured behind him.
He spoke in a British accent and said "wow mate, you really made a pig ear out of this one, pitiful innit."
"Go back to Utah, don't you have a pizza place to run?" the orange thing said in an annoyed tone.
"Leave me alone you pillock, you codswallop!" the Purple Guy said.
The pixelated purple figure agreed "Yeah Garfield's right but you need to do a better job then hay, you mug. I should know...Im William Afton also know as Purple Guy from the hit video game series five nights at Freddys in my video game i got away with murder like a dozen times. oh and that orange monday hating fuzzball is named garfield. Well get you out of this ting in a jiffy"
Lennie stood there in shock, he is a country boy from the 1920s and he just saw a talking cat and a video game character, he doesn't even know what a video game is. He elected to just go along with it; he is desperate anyways. Then he let out" what- how am ah meant to hide a body i've nether done nothin' like dis befor
Purple Guy proposed, "do you have any animatronics? you can hide the bodies in there... I mean... worked for me.."
Garfield's expresion progressed to very annoyed. And he yelled "Afton! this is a ranch in the 1920s there are no animatronics! What kind of question is that!".
The purple freak snapped back "shut your gob, dumb cat looks like someone hasnt had his moring lasagna yet".
Garfield corected him, " 'dumb'? That's a weird way to pronounce smart must be your british accent,".
Purple Guy stood there offended, then he whispered . "don't make fun of my vernacular im keeping in touch with my ends..."
Lennie interrupted, "what is going on? Can yall stop please jus' help meh already,"
"Yeah whatever, under one condition..."garfield responded
"What is it hurry befor' george gets back" lennie bellowed
Garfield said "promise to be anti-raceist and support crooks, let him live on your farm and treat him with respect while acknowledge how the trauma he has experienced informs his actions, beliefs and attitudes,".
Purple Guy added " I second that mate, I may be a cartoonishly evil villain but I'm not a monster. Oh course i gotta explain that to ya bruv" he then explained racism to him.
Lennie responded "ah promise".
"Alright mate don't forget this, go to the stable, grab a shovel and grab the body, then take it far in the woods and hide her someplace she'll neva' be found " the violet villain instructed.
"And if you run into george gaslight him" the sassy tangerine colored anthropomorphic cat elaborated.
"uh ... okay?" lennie said confused
"bruv, why would you expect 'im to know what gaslighting is, the term was coined over a decade from now" the amethyst man replied
"Whatever its funnier this way, and i'm not your 'bruv' afton..."garfield scowled
By the time Lennie returns to the stable everyone's already searching for him. George spots him first but purple guy notices something
"Cor Blimey look at his pocket, he's got a gun! Lennie! He has a gun! He's gonna' merc you!" Purple Guy yells.
"Whatever" Garfield inserts nonchalantly.
Lennie asures Afton, "That's crazy, George wont kill me. He's gonna give me hell but he won't kill me, that's so stupid,".
"Mate! Im dead serious he's gonna give you more than a bollocking, go nick his gun or something, he's gonna literally kill you"
"Don't fix your lips to say that William," lennie says as he grabs Purple Guy's mouth pixels- "George is going to give me hell but he would never kill me ,'' Lennie told him in denial.
Purple Guy replied muffled "Lennie what!? this isn't jokes! Do you fancy death!?"
"L-lennie you really are nuts aren't you?" george asked with a shaky voice as he pulled out carlson's luger
Candy asked " wait- I thought Lennie had Carlson's luger?"
" i didn't want y'all resorting to killin' 'em so i jus' took the luger. But if he's got voices in 'is head we may have to..."
Lennie was flabbergasted, he thought George would protect him no matter what and that he always wanted him as a friend so he won't be alone. George was shaking so much he dropped the gun
The periwinkle video game character exclaimed,"cheese and rice bruv, nick his gun!"
"Alright..." Lennie said as he complied and stole the gun. He then proceeded to throw it in the woods.
Garfeild pointed out,"I mean you could have used that..."
George started yelling for the others to come.
Garfield urged lennie "your already a murderer just gaslight him!"
Purple Guy clarified, "tell him a bunch of porkies, fool 'im into thinking you didn't just murc curley's wife."
"Ooh, why didn't you just say that garfield?" lennie asked
"Shut your 'gob' Lennie," Garfield snapped.
Lennie took a moment to think of what to say and put his brain into master manipulator mode, then said "george why were you going to shoot me"
"You're dangerous, you killed curley's wife who knows who could be next!" george yelled back
"Curley's wife is dead!?" Lennie replied.
"Dont play dumb with me lennie!"
"Wh-what do you mean george, I get into trouble but I would never hurt someone."
"Yes you would, you killed all them mice, hurt that girl in Weed and broke curley's hand,"
Garfield told Lennie " Cheese and rice! I forgot that gaslighting is hard to pull off. You were right, go live in a cave".
Purple guy agreed, "yeah george isn't a mug, it would be long to gaslight him. You should run away, it's pitiful bru- I mean, Garfield innit?".
Candy motioned for curly to come in with his shotgun
"Gordon Bennett! looks like you oughta run ya plonker!" Wiliam said in an upbeat tone.
"Shut up afton!" Garfield bellowed.
Lennie then ran off into the woods with only the hallucinations of characters from popular media that he has never consumed to comfort him, and he was never seen again. But because he is still presumably alive George is slightly less traumatized by these events.
YOU ARE READING
Garf+afton + of mice and men
Fanfiction(One shot )I rewrote the ending of mice of men BUT SOMETHINGS OFF 😱 can u figure out what's different comment and tell me what😹
