BARKING NEWS ᴥ Number Five

TWENTY-EIGHT

CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT:
THE BUBBLEGUMSWEETHUMBS

[previously on barking news:

"...why didn't you call home Raymond?"

"cause of your crazy dog and family."

"...houseboys not cowboys..."

"...fuck breakfast, just booze..."

hope that was enough to refresh your memory, I literally copy-pasted the last chapter what else do you want?!]

One thing Jason learned during his stay with Allison is that she can be a bad influence on Klaus. This was the second day they had alcohol before breakfast and it was Allison who initiated such a preposterous thing. Shame on you Allison.

After booze and alcohol, they finally -finally!- decided to suit up and go be reunited with the others and co.

After days of being apart from his cherrybubblegumsweetie, Jason could barely contain his excitement and skipped along with Klaus the whole time. Oh gosh, was his hair good? he ran a hand through his hair and checked his reflection on a passing window. Did he brush his teeth today? he breathed in his hand and ok he was good. What if his clothes were wrinkled? he has to be perfect when meeting his bugaboolovepumpkin after eons of being apart.

Allison rolled her eyes and directed them to where Luther had told her they were gathering and pushed the door open with a chuckle.

It was vacant. Not a single soul in sight.

"Hello? is anyone here?" Allison looked around and Klaus started saying stuff in french.

Figures started appearing on the platform above them and it was the motherfucking umbrella academy!!!!!

And right between them was his gubbyloveboodarling with his dreamy dreamy eyes. He swooned.

Oh, Five was there too.

Huh.

"Oh wow," Klaus took off his glasses cause he wasn't a heathen who wore glasses inside, "I know it's impossible but did we all get sexier?"

Jason fluttered his lashes, "Diego certainly did. Not sure about Luther tho, think he got uglier."

Diego grimaced, "I did not miss your weird-ass."

Five portaled down next to Jason instead of taking the stairs and looked at the love of his life, "Hi."

"Hey there, Fiorello."

They stared at each other.

The other came down the stairs cause they couldn't portal. There was a group hug and chatting and something about noticing copied hairstyles and beards and amnesia, Jason ignored them in favor of his side hoe.

Truly, Diego has stunning eyes but Five's eyes were kinda beautiful too.

Ok, they were very beautiful and Jason could get lost in them and never come back and he'd be happy like that but he had a reputation.

Familiar with Jason's thoughts, Five rolled his eyes and tugged the older boy in for a small peck on the lips which turned hot very quickly. If it wasn't for someone clearing their throat behind them and interrupting their sweet moment, it could've led to other things.

Like braiding each other's hair.

You perv—

Jason ignored their rude interruption and looked at Five dazed, "Hi."