Obviously these aren't my original ideas. You can comment some if you like
Tubbo *Talking about Tommy*: See, Skeppy! My friend is more popular because he's dark and aggressive!
Skeppy: Bad can be...dark and aggressive too!-
BadBoyHalo: GASP OH MY GOD GUYS LOOK A RAINBOW!!!
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George: We have to tell him Patches died.
Sapnap: No! He would kill me!
At Dream's house
Sapnap: Dream..your cat, Patches, ran away.
Dream *now sad*: What? Why?
George: cries SHE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE HER DIE!
Sapnap: GEORGE!
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George: What's a synonym for catastrophe?
Dream: Tommy.
Tubbo: What's a synonym for catastrophe?
Tommy: Dream.
Alt version:
Tubbo: What's a synonym for chaos?
Tommy: Dream.
George: What's a synonym for chaos?
Dream: Me.
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George: Hey, you were with the L'manberg revolution, right? What was it like working with them?
Eret: Well, imagine working with completely civilized, responsible and mature (I would've added sane but okay-) people.
George: Okay?
Eret: Now throw that idea out the window.
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Dream: My friends had a fight that went like this:
George: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Sapnap: George??
Dream: To this day, I still laugh out loud in an inappropriate situation because I randomly think of this.
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Tubbo: Ugh. You big baby-! How old are you? Five?!
Ranboo: Five feet taller than you.
Tubbo: ...
Ranboo: Okay, put the Nerf gun down please, I'm sorry-
*Insert Tommy laughing in the background*
Warning! Hopefully platonic dnf 👉👈
George: I couldn't sleep at all last night.
Sapnap: You know, when you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.
George: Who the hell is thinking about me at three in the morning?
Dream: ...
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Fundy: How's your girlfriend?
Tommy: I don't have one.
Fundy: Yeah, just reminding you.
Tommy: ...
Tommy: How's your dad?
Fundy: ...
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Sapnap: You're color blind, right?
George: Uhh, yes?
Sapnap: Great. I have the perfect birthday gift for you
George: If you get me a Rubik's cube, I'm gonna punch you
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Now for an original I came up with:
Wilbur: Which one is better? The Dream SMP or L'manberg?
Dream and Tommy about to answer:
Tubbo_ whispers to you: This place about to blow~
I might update this when I get more. It's okay if you don't like my story. Please be respectful in the comments. Eat, drink and take lot's of rest. I hope you're having a wonderful day. If not, just remember, YOU ARE LOVED!
~WildWave
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Dream SMP Oneshots / Short Stories
FanfictionJust some weird oneshots about the Dream SMP. I'm not sure if anything here will be canon, but idc. Anyways, this will be about the characters, not the streamers themselves (with the exception of Actors AU). No shipping...maybe canon ships (not sure...
