Songs for The Creatures:
Ralsei: Grab the Knife (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aQmD-f_v6k) because haha funny violence
Spamton: Kiss Me, Son of God (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqOSPm2UdRs) it fits his whole story pretty well
Kris: Grow Up (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_JwDHJeMNQ) i like the song ok and kris resents growing up
Susie: Can You Remember The Rain (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyvIk17ekIs) Susie misses monster kid a lot
Rouxls: Theres Something Happening (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LQhevdchm0) i like close up a lot and Rouxls is an insane man with delusions of grandeur
Canon Ages
Kris: 16
Susie: 16
Ralsei: 17
Rouxls: 34
Spamton: 57?
That Gay Shit ©®™
(except for Susie)
Note: Yeah these characters do have canon sexualities but they literally don't matter at all because it's not a theme. If for some reason you wrote a metafic with these characters have them do whatever and whoever you want (as long as its legal).
Ralsei: Cisgender Male, Bisexual Biromantic (i don't have a note for knife boy)
Kris: Nonbinary, Bisexual Biromantic (nonbinary, just like in canon) (i'm not telling you their sex, the only sex they have is with your parents when you're not looking)
Susie: Cisgender Female, Heterosexual Heteroromantic (hehe the straight man archetype meets the only straight girl in the main 4)
Rouxls: Transgender Man, Asexual Heteroromantic
Everybody tasting their own Personal Tea flavor
Ralsei: tastes like blood
Kris: tastes like grape juice
Susie: tastes like lemonade
Rouxls: tastes like puzzles
Spamton: tastes like [99.99999% DEAD]
THETARUNE TRUE ENDING??????
Spamton began to laugh. Kris stiffened, pulling back and igniting their hands.
"YOU LITTLE [CUNGADERO SUPREME]! YOU HAVEN'T WON AT ALL! [NO SALE]!" Spamton cackled, before his head dropped to the ground with a metal clang. Kris panted, falling to the ground from their injuries. Spamton's head suddenly split, with a puff of steam and a hissing sound. Kris was shocked, and out from inside Spamton's head stepped...
BERDLY!
He made the smart face (you know the one i'm talking about) and laughed squackingly.
"Ha! Kristopher, you FOOL! You never expected MY genius, did you my incompetent friend?" Berdly smugily smugged smuggingly. Kris' jaw was on the floor.
"B-but the author hasn't even mentioned you before...how are you S-Spamton?" Kris asked, and I used my useless little dog paws to write everything down to post on Wattpad. Having little paws is why it takes so fucking long to update this book, you know.
"Ha! That's where you're the biggest fool this side of foolsville! You fool! The author is a fucking idiot!" I then promptly died from Berdly's genius.
YOU ARE READING
Thetarune: Book One
Fanfictiona monster, a human, and a thief from the light. the theta heroes destined to save the realm. this is the legend of THETARUNE. TWs: Graphic Violence, and plenty of others (check the start of each chapter) Start: Nov 22, 2021 End: July 29, 2022 ON AO3...
